AlienQ7: when i tried to crack a joke in victoria's secret
AlienQ7: man, for an underwear store they are frigid in


AlienQ7: so i go over in victoria's secret to get a gift certificate and i'm standing in line for like two hours, and i turn to this guy behind me and i said "jeez, at least at gertrude hawk they've got free samples while you wait in line"
AlienQ7: and the guy just stared at me




AlienQ7: it was awkward enough to begin with, i mean, it was me, in victoria's secret, standing in line with this perverty looking guy behind me
AlienQ7: man
AlienQ7: that's the last time i go to a women's lingerie emporium




AlienQ7: i'm going to put "free samples" in their suggestion box next time, though