*******excerpts from Diana's Diary (Diana as a child... FUN!)*******

"Well, I'm walking and there's this huge frog! Seriously huge! Like the size of my head!"

(about the last day of school): "I hate how everyone starts crying and hugging you. For this reason, I have cleverly severed ties with all nonessential acquaintances."

"Yesterday, I when I was walking to the library, I got a whistle, two honks, and a 'hey, baby, need a ride?'"


"I found that most of them were looking at the little advertisements on the end of their carts. They really should remove those... That's probably why all of the wheels go in different directions."