***District Pre Aud Quotes***
Some of these I have left out... because I can't read my own handwriting. Oh, and some of them have no names... so claim your quotes... haha.


"Oh, this is how the story goes:... so someone passes a salt shaker to Helen--Big Mistake!! She whacked it with her umbrella and it flew over and hit some nun right above the eye!"--Dale

"It's like... what's black and white and red all over? ........ THAT NUN!"--Dale



"I'm not playing the drums... and I have cheese in my hair"--Kerry


"I don't believe in libraries"--Scott


"Hey, it's your social security card!"--Diana (as she goes through scott's wallet)
"Yeah ... don't copy that ... although you need a picture id in most cases too"--Scott
"Your driver's license is in there too"--Helen
"I am SO stealing your identity"--Diana


Front of paper plate dale wrote on: "What do one hundred battered women have in common?"
Back: "They just wont listen"


"Hang it from the ceiling"
"Right under the american flag"--Lindsay


"I'm reading your quotes over your shoulder... and staring"--Stacey


*Dale runs around with Zach riding on his shoulders*
"Yikes Trusty steed!!"--Zach


"You... sem person! ... Go back to sem!"



"You eat through your nipple?"



"Thanks for playing the game, kid"--Scott



"Tell her what you call your tuba"--Scott
"Tubee"--Matt
"How do you spell it?"--Scott
"T-U-B-E-E"--Matt


**/District pre aud quotes**



n0t2n0rmal: quoteblogg!!!!
n0t2n0rmal: im still mad at you for losing the pre aud quotes!
Diana172: *cowers*




Diana172: ok, lets think
n0t2n0rmal: lol
Diana172: I said something like "oh cup how you amuse me"
Diana172: scott said something about "thanks for playing the game kid"
n0t2n0rmal: and there were probably many helen and dale quotes
Diana172: right
Diana172: lets think
Diana172: dale probably said something relating to sex
Diana172: which doesn't generally make it into the blog
Diana172: helen was probably making fun of someone
Diana172: ie me
n0t2n0rmal: you think- you lost them
n0t2n0rmal: lol
Diana172: we can make some up
Diana172: I mean... that was ages ago
Diana172: who would know



Diana172: lets see
n0t2n0rmal: lol
Diana172: let's have andrew say "remember the big cup?"
Diana172: I remember a conversation about the big cup
n0t2n0rmal: theyre probably in your cello case
Diana172: and then you would have said "yeah the big cup that was so FUN"
Diana172: and then I probably said "fun like a FOX... a McFox"
Diana172: and then helen probably said "McFox? That's not even fucking funny."
Diana172: and then you probably said "I think Mc. Fox is funny"
Diana172: "thank you stacey"
Diana172: "anytime, Diana"
n0t2n0rmal: lol sure diana
Diana172: ok, there
Diana172: district quotes
Diana172: happy?
n0t2n0rmal: lol
n0t2n0rmal: no.



n0t2n0rmal: *
Diana172: lol
n0t2n0rmal: 8
n0t2n0rmal: grr!:-D
Diana172: lol
n0t2n0rmal: there we got
n0t2n0rmal: errr go



Diana172: ok so we'll make up some more
Diana172: then scott comes up and says "thanks for playing the cup game, kids"
Diana172: and then one of us comments on how everyone's watching us
Diana172: and then we go home
Diana172: the end



Diana172: haha, I found them
n0t2n0rmal: lol
n0t2n0rmal: what do you know
Diana172: they were in my cello case
Diana172: lol
n0t2n0rmal: OHH!!!
Diana172: good call, stacey
n0t2n0rmal: i am amazing!!!!