(A continuation of kate and katie's notebook fight)

But then I think to myself...I am very self centered. When did this conversation with myself turn out to be all about me? The point is that I HATE KATE!! Nothing that I say after this point has any consequence, as I am probably drifting into delerium Maybe I am becoming delerious...insane, even. It all makes selse: the rambling, internal conversation, my shift in handwriting. My god, the very basis of all this. How insane must I be to think I hate kate? Maybe I should be institutionalized. As I think about this again, my shifting handwriting is slightly odd. It's almost like there are two Kate's writing this note. For convenience, I will label them Katie C and Kate M. Everything I hate about myself is the Kate M. part. Of course, Kate M. (or Kate "mad") is in the previous handwriting style. Kate C (or Kate "cool" and "clear minded") is this more pleasing hand. Kate M's writing is darker and more evil looking, similar to this evil part of my personality. These are the demons I must face. I HATE MYSELF. BOTH PARTS KATIE C AND KATE M. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW, ENDING THIS CONVERSATION FOREVER!!!!!!! It's been a long three years. My time at Shadyside Sanitarium really did wonders for me. thank God Kate Mattern found me and saved me after my unsuccessful suicide attempt. That's what I told the police at least. The truth is that as I was going to kill myself, I was frightened when a heavenly light came down and told me not to. I decided that the light was right and I should live life and become a vet so I could help all the small animals. However, upon my moment of inspiration, Kate Mattern came in with a knife and attempted to kill me. I asked her why and she said "because I'm evil!!!" I managed to call the police after she left me for dead. I have been framed! I HATE KATE MATTERN Woah! What happened there? Sometimes, I still lapse into my old crazy ways. Krazy Katie, they called me. I told the men in white jackets all the way to Shadyside this same rambling tale. The beautiful thing is, St. Kathryn of Kingston (as I like to call her) forgives me still. She came to see me everyday with fresh baked cookies. (also, you can see how insane I still am sometimes. You can't be framed for suicide. Oh my God NO!!! Here she comes with more "cookies". However I really know that they are filled with poison. Kate Mattern is killing me... softly... with her cookies. She is trying to tarnish my good name through suicide. Evil=Kate Mattern. For poison, these cookies are sure delicious and wholesome. AND THEN I DIE

"Do you think this should be Henry Clay?" Helen (showing me her political cartoon)
"... I think he should have two eyes"--Diana


"He's skipping... he didn't finish his project!!... oh and he has an MRI"--Kyle


"It's like 3D, the snow's comin ATCHA!"--Frank



"Oh no, here comes someone! ...look busy!!"--Mrs. Giza


*Zach jumps over desks and flings himself into his chair*
"I AM A STUDIOUS STUDENT!"--Zach


"Everybody that comes in gets an ovation...we're just really friendly"--Mrs. Giza



"Everyone, block the window!"--Kyle
"We'll huddle around it for warmth"--Frank


"We'll be discussing some of Thoreau's poetry"--Mr. Jones
"Thoreauetry"--Diana


"Ugh, Diana"--Helen
"..did anyone ever think you were cute when you'd say things like that?"--Mr. Jones
"Well... I think I'm cute"--Diana




"Helen, do you think she's cute?"--Mr. Jones
"...no"--Helen


"And how did Kepler's laws apply?"--Mrs. Matysczak
"Well, in the Empire Strikes Back... the hyper drive wasn't working..."--Kurt



"Write it down, Diana!"--Kate (reminding me to quote)


"Are you saying that I would not look good in my speedo?"--Mr. Jones


"I've been confused as being my father's sister, my fathers wife and Neil's mom on several occasions."--Kate



"Boys aren't beautiful kate!!!"--Neil
"...sorry you're ruggedly handsome"--Kate



"is he the guy with the pants?"--Zach
"Very good!... now when you go on Jeopardy--"--Mrs. Giza
"WHO IS THE GUY WITH THE PANTS!!"--Zach



"The last tiem we did anything productive...was about seven months ago when you were all in Mr. Faust's class"--Mrs. Giza




"Henry Clay looks like the Phantom of the Opera"--Zach




"Zachary Taylor..."--Mrs. Giza
"THAT'S MY NAME!"--Zach



"What if that was your presidental campaign slogan? '... I am squalidandro!'"--Helen