"you have follies girl on your pants"--Diana
"Yeah well so do you"--Dan
"But I was laying on the floor. what's your excuse?"--Diana
"I was laying on a follies girl"--Dan


"helen has purple hair. Purple is the color of satan"--Diana


"where are you going? oh I'm going to the zoo--I'll be back"--Mrs Marko

(about the vagina monologues) "little hovey, are you insecure about your sister's sensuality?"--Jess


"wow kim, your hair tastes good"--John