"God, the have the most stimulating conversations: 'You're stupider,' 'No, *you're* stupider' "-Diana

"Helen, if facial expressions could be quoted, that one would go in the book."-Diana

"If you stare at it long enough it just becomes a crazy assortment of shapes"-Helen
"..yes"-Diana

"When you eat pizza, you're eating area"-Mr. L

"Oh my god, look at Peter's hair today.."-Helen
"He looks like Hitler"-Diana
"I'd say it's more of a Stalin"-Helen

"Hitler is funnier"-Diana
"True.. Hitler it is"-Helen

"He looks like Ross on that episode when they're all back in high school"-Diana

"OHH, you got sugared"-Randy

"Mardi Gras beads, it's like a party in my head"-Katie

"He took his final trolley ride into the sky"-Laura (on Mr. Rodger's death)

"Kate! Thank you!"-Diana
"That's what Kate's are for"-Kate

"Hey Stalin, nice stash"
*no response*

"How's he going to study for chem if he's blind?"-Diana

"Who wrote all over the board? It says Nazi's vs Doug.."-Mr. Faust

"That old lady puppet.. he'd talk to it like it was normal but it wasn't.. .. it was evil"-Katie

"I love how there's an alternate universe in his house"-Kate

"Were you eating your english?"-Helen
"No, Frank was"-Kurt

"You're not french, you can't wear them"-Kate

What we heard through the wall of our classroom (it was most likely directed at randy..)
"SHUT UP! I SAID NO! STOP IT STOP IT!!"

"ooo, kurt seems to know a lot about this.."
"No, I just saw indiana Jones in the last crusade, thank you very much"-Kurt

"We need to use DNA to figure out who it was.."-Mr. Faust (talking about Randy's poo)

"I poo in the bathroom, not in the hall"-Mike

"I heard [the chem] was impossible.. so why even try?"--Joe