"It's like a carnival"--Diana
"Ring the freak"--Helen

"Gorman said your name!!"
"Surely he didn't!"



"Dane just said this is B"



"Dane, you're b, sit down"--Sara


"Section one is going up? Then why did I do my homework?"--Kurt
"You didn't do you homework, you copied Kate's"--Helen
".......fair enough"--Kurt


"The non-intercourse act"--Mrs. Giza
"OHH, someone's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight!"--Zach
"GET IT?"--Frank


"Yeah like Br and Fr were really ascared"--Mrs. Giza


"Gorman's going to be reincarnated as a tree stump"--Frank



"Gorman's a communist nazi"--Zach



"And you're roman catholic right?"--Mr. Jones



"he's addressing the graduates of the Harvard Divinity School who are off to become--"--Mr. Jones
"Divine?"--Kurt



"Megan is jut holding on to the portfolio because Kurt touched it. She's going to put it on her ceiling so it's the last thing she sees before she goes to sleep and the first thing when she wakes up"--Mr. Jones
"I love how you all laughed! You're all like 'THROW IT AWAY!' "--Mr. Jones
"It's been contaminated"--Kurt
"Hey... dork! Enough!"--Mr. Jones



"..Only one part was water soluble... and one part was oil................ and the water soluble part was the cheese."--Diana