"you know what doesn't rock?... trombones"--John



"wow, you're hot"--Diana
"naturally"--John





"but I don't believe in jesus"--Diana
"yeah? well I don't believe in the feebles, and I watched meet the feebles"--john





"what marcie?"--John
"yeah, she was the best girlfriend you ever had.... oh wait"--Diana




"what would you do if you woke up and I blinded you in one eye?"--Diana
"Would it hurt?"--John
"No, you wouldn't feel me do it"--Diana
"I probably wouldn't notice for like three days until I was out driving and I was like hey that looks really far away... hey wait... my eye's been replaced with a gummi bear.."--John



"I didn't mean to say gummi bear, you just said gummi bear and I thought it but I meant gum ball... gum ball"--John