"But he got kicked out for smoking"--Mr. Jones
"Smoking what?"--Lamonica

"....."
"What? you can get kicked out for smoking a lot of things"--Lamonica
"You should put her in the box"--Kurt



"HELEN!!"--Mrs. Woj
*we both turn around*
"We're pretty much a single unit... so when someone calls your name, I'm like 'yes?'"--Diana



*singing*"I diiiid number tweeenty siiiiiix and I goooot it riiiight"--Kurt



"He seemed pretty chipper... like I-dont-have-class-today chipper"--Diana
"Yeah, we get like that at districts... until we get on stage... and then we're like "ohhhhhhh""--Helen




"That's ok, I once had a student who ate his test... two pages including the staple"--Mrs. Giza




"That's retarded"--Jeff
"You're retarded"--Dane
"What?"--Jeff
"...that IS retarded"--Dane
"Oh, I thought you said 'you're retarded'"--Jeff



"You know what's a funny word? ...people"--Helen




"I wish my last name was Pav~~~... maybe I'll marry your dad.. or you're uncle"--Diana
"You could have picked a cousin or something... but no... you head straight for the 50 year old men"--Helen



"*books me* Dan! it's my BIRTHDAY!"--Diana


"..well happy birthday"--Dan
*pencils me*



"Yay! We have Laura's blessing!"


"I've always wanted to slap someone in the face"--Kate


"Like if someone were getting handsey or something and you just slap him"--Kate
"Yeah, that would be--.... kate just said handsey!"--Diana


"What do you think kurt would do if you slapped him? Would he cry or get mad"--Diana
"I think he would both cry and be mad and you can tell him I said so"--Kate


"'was anything wrong with the book?' ... too much math"--Kurt


"I noticed you got your hair cut because it's not all over my desk today"--Mike (to me)


"And so I'm just sitting there making smart ass comments... you know how I do.."--Kurt



"I'm going to say I think it has an upbeat tone... just to watch Jones dominate me"--Kurt



"It's like playing your instrument muted... now why would anyone do such a thing?"--Mr. Jones
"It needed to be done, Mr. Jones, I sacrificed myself for the good of the whole"--Diana


"I have your brother's book, laura!"--Diana
"Wow! I have kate's sisters!"--Laura
"And I have Helen's sisters'!"--Kate
"And you helen?"--Diana
*looks down* "nobody"--Helen


"Megan brady had my brother's book? That's just wrong"--Laura



"Tammy's sitting there thinking... 'I want to write this down... but Kurt said it' "--Mr. Jones



"Ohhohh, Tim! She called you a pansy, you gonna take that?"--Helen
"What? I am a pansy"--Tim



"Now we've all come to consider mercury thermometers to be unsafe... we all used to play with them as children... probably why I'm so crazy"--Mrs. M




"Where were you?"--Diana
"Sorry, I got stuck in a bunch of band kids"--Helen
"Did you touch them?"--Diana



"! There are chore whores in the hallway!"--Diana
"What do they look like? Dirty?"--Helen



"They had homosexuals back then?"--Lamonica (about walt whitman)


"Quit being such a fetus! Just drink the milk!!"



*raises hand*
"Yes Diana?"--Mr. Jones
"So was whitman crazy?"--Diana


"No seriously, is he?"--Diana
"Ok, so you're saying that while he was insane in his writing... he was sane when speaking to him"--Diana


"She tried to kill herself seven times... but she always left herself open to being found"--Mr. Jones
"What? that's stupid. Well, I know that when I try to kill myself.."--Diana


"So did she stick her head in the oven?"--Diana


"Well they threw furniture at eachother... which leads me to--"--Mr. Jones
"Furniture?? they threw furniture at eachother? like armoires?"--Diana
"You know, Diana, we're having a test on this next Thursday whether we finish going over it or not"--Mr. Jones


*Lamonica raises her hand*
"You have a question too?? ...Are these sane questions or are these Diana-type questions"--Mr. Jones



"And how do babies get out of cribs?"--Mr. J
"With teh screwdrivers they keep in their diapers"--Diana



"I really liked this line...173.... 'death death death death death death' "--Helen
"I think it represetents the atypical nature of this poem"--Mr. J
"Oh, and this one too ... 'death death death death death death"--Helen


"And we all know from US history that lincoln died in..."--Mr. Jones
"The opera?"--Robin
"The US?"--Helen
"The head!"--Diana
"Oh, just take me out and shoot me now"--Mr. Jones


"Well... you folks are getting farther and farther behind."--Mr. Jones
"Thanks!"--Diana