Kate learns about Diana's secret life

luvsein1: diiiaaannna!
Diana172: awa? kate my love?


Diana172: I'm writing found haikus from spam
Diana172: yes, I know it's sad



luvsein1: wowsy. you should totally be in creative writing, youd rock it
Diana172: because I wrote haikus from unwanted emails?
luvsein1: you heard me


Diana172: they're actually pretty violent... I wonder how I get on these lists
luvsein1: hahaahaha never give out your email


Diana172:
y-money
he died like a wimp
I called for end to violence
give me a peace prize
Diana172: that's the only one that's not about death
Diana172: even though it is about yasser arafat dying
Diana172: so nevermind


Diana172: everything anyone sends me is about a violent videogame or political thing
luvsein1: you get spam about video games?
Diana172: yup
luvsein1: you lead an exotic life ms perkins


Diana172: colleges/video games/politics/porn
Diana172: in that order



luvsein1: hey, can you send me your buddy list? im trying to compile one with more than five people on it
Diana172: keep in mind that a lot of the people on my list are there because they frequently post funny away messages
Diana172: I enjoy my funny away message people who I don't talk to



Diana172: I'll just assume you don't want to talk to my father, sister, or grandmothers
luvsein1: thats seems a bit presumptuous
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: in fact, i frequently chat with grandma perkins



Diana172: also, I name categories by mashing my fingers into the keyboard
luvsein1: hahahaha wow. creative!



Diana172: this might take a while to go through it
Diana172: I was recently told by aim that I had too many buddies and I had to choose between my friends
Diana172: or suffer the consequences



luvsein1: well dont do nuts with it. hahahha wow i have...35, currently
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: and several are just respellings of ones i wasnt sure of



luvsein1: wow youre pops!
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: i have to do some serious snooping into this mysterious new people



(about my buddy group names)
luvsein1: people i dont like???!! hahahaha this is a fascinating glimpse into your psyche



Diana172: see, I dont' like them, but you have to keep your enemies closer as they say



luvsein1: how about cicumvolve?
Diana172: that's me
Diana172: my other sn
luvsein1: huh???!
luvsein1: you lead a double life
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and in it, I spin



Diana172: dlance may trick you into thinking it's dan, but it's actually my grandmother
luvsein1: oooh shes a clever one there
Diana172: lol, I don't even know why she chose that name
Diana172: it was just a scary coincidence
luvsein1: hahhha thats pretty odd
Diana172: she doesn't even know anyone named lance



Diana172: I am NOT diana174
Diana172: I just found out that a diana174 existed and thought it was so funny that I IMed her
Diana172: and she didn't feel the same way
Diana172: but I keep her there in hopes that we'll be screen name friends forever



luvsein1: hahahahahhahah howd that covo go???!!
Diana172: I was like, hey my sn is like yours!
Diana172: and she probably thought i was a stalker who chose a sn to purposely match hers



luvsein1: that was so so creepsy of you ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah
Diana172: lol
Diana172: tell me that if you saw a lovesein that you wouldn't IM them
luvsein1: no way in blood
Diana172: I'd do it


luvsein1: bobby fijan, i have him blocked always



Diana172: ***** is my old internet friend, then he broke it off
Diana172: like literally
Diana172: and it was weird
luvsein1: huh? he dumped you?
Diana172: that was right about the time that he started having pictures of some girl linked in his profile
Diana172: yeah
luvsein1: wait, you met him online?
Diana172: he internet friend dumped me because his girlfriend thought it was bad



Diana172: I talk to lots of people only online
luvsein1: huh? how do you meet these people?
Diana172: I don't really remember
luvsein1: like chat rooms?
Diana172: I guess, probably
Diana172: I've talked to them for years
luvsein1: what???!!!
luvsein1: this is such a revealing evening!




Diana172: how well do you really know Diana
luvsein1: you have so many secrets! do they like know where you live? what do you talk about?




luvsein1: huh? like do you talk about what they did that day and whatnot?
luvsein1: huh? this is so fascinating
Diana172: yeah
luvsein1: wow, this is so interesting to me i cant even tell you
Diana172: wow, diana's life is so much more dangerous than mine



luvsein1: will you ever meet him do you think?
Diana172: uh no
Diana172: that's how you die, kate



luvsein1: if you were getting married, would you invite him?



luvsein1: wow. would you be sad if he died?
Diana172: no



Diana172: kate, you make it seem like I'm in this affair with an internet stalker
luvsein1: no its just very fascinating
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: for serious. this was a very interesting thing to me



luvsein1: i have a good sense of who doesnt like me i think



Diana172: ***** is from florida too, she wasn't really my friend, but she only has half of a heart
Diana172: so I like to see what she's up to
Diana172: hey are you dead
luvsein1: well that seems about right




luvsein1: http://us.ratemyteachers.com/SelectTeacher.php?sid=17545&type=-1
luvsein1: look at mr usefara
Diana172: lolol
Diana172: oh frank




Diana172: ****** is my step cousin, he's like 13 and gets in trouble a lot
luvsein1: ok ill im him too
Diana172: so I keep him so I can read his livejournal about how he "hates cops"
Diana172: and fakaz




luvsein1: its in the blood
Diana172: lol
Diana172: it's actually water
Diana172: but ok
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: hahhaha metaphorically speaking




Diana172: ***** is this kid who used to be afraid of me in 7th grade, and I tried desperately to be his friend for an entire year
Diana172: I gave him a card for his birthday
luvsein1: aw youre a sweetheart



Diana172: and he gave it back
Diana172: unopened
luvsein1: wow ouchers
Diana172: so I opened it and gave it to him
Diana172: and he didn't look at it and gave it back
Diana172: so I read it to him
Diana172: and he ran away
luvsein1: wow he hated you



Diana172: I also bought him a package of bendy straws
Diana172: because they were next to the cards and they were 99 cents
luvsein1: that might have been it
Diana172: I bought him a spatula for christmas
Diana172: just keeping with the theme
luvsein1: hahhaha this is getting more and more clear




Diana172: hey, he hated me way before I bought him a spatula
luvsein1: i would like someone if they bought me cooking supplies



(about Haiku)
Diana172: writing them is way more fun than reading them though
luvsein1: yeah, it works the old thinker
Diana172: and the fingers
Diana172: counting-wise



luvsein1: as well as the most important organ of all: the imagination, remember that, little one




Diana172: I cut my hair today
Diana172: only an inch and a half though
Diana172: I did it sitting at the computer
luvsein1: you did it yourself? youre cool
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: I am cool, aren't I
Diana172: unless that was sarcastic
Diana172: in which case, I also agree



Diana172: I got my acceptance letter into penn state wilkes barre (because my parents are cheap bastards)
luvsein1: cool congrats
Diana172: anyway, I felt special because I got a big envelope
Diana172: just like on gilmore girls



Diana172: I'm like rory!
luvsein1: you sure are
Diana172: only it's penn state ... not harvard



Diana172: I want more of these big envelopes telling me how smart I am
Diana172: more I say!



Diana172: also, what is carlow college
Diana172: because they send me a letter every day
Diana172: I've always wanted to receive a letter every day from someone
Diana172: but I wanted that someone to be an overseas lover
Diana172: not a college I've never heard of



luvsein1: ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
luvsein1: maybe thats a boy's name
luvsein1: carlow a. college



Diana172: maybe
Diana172: but it's gotten to the point that I don't just throw the letters away without reading them
Diana172: I rip them up first



luvsein1: wow you hate him. maybe hes stalking and or/harassing you and you can press charges
Diana172: and very recently I've added the phrase "why why why, stop harrassing me!" to my ripping
luvsein1: videotape it and send it on over to the courts


Diana172: this is vicious ripping
Diana172: ripping as if they can see me rip it up



luvsein1: poor guy. he just wants your love.
Diana172: then why does he send me pictures of other girls with books in their arms?



Diana172: lol, guts is a funny word
Diana172: because I picture literal guts
Diana172: aanyway, what else?