TheOddLinguist: Oh, well, Happy Birthday!!! hehe Bonan naskigxtagon!!!
Diana172: and Bonan naskigxtagon to you too, when the time comes

Diana172: if you smell your hands right after you touch a bunch of pennies, you can pretend for a second that you are really a robot
TheOddLinguist: If you're so inclined.


TheOddLinguist: What?
Diana172: you have to guess
Diana172: at least twice
TheOddLinguist: Twice? Wow. Strict birthday rules. OK...a pen...and a shoe.



Diana172: it's my birthday in one minute!
Tetsuo Rising: *nods*
Tetsuo Rising: And what would you like?
Diana172: orlando bloom
Tetsuo Rising: I'll work on it?
Diana172: or maybe some candy



Diana172: thank you ! and what a birthday It shall be
Diana172: mostly sleeping and playing videogames
Diana172: I also plan on making people feel guilty if they don't remember it's my birthday
Diana172: good birthday fun




Diana172: I think I'd be a good prostitute
MrDucks200: i'll be the judge of that...heres ur 5 dollars lol
Diana172: rake in the big dollars for my pimp
MrDucks200: nah i think you shoudl be a freelance
Diana172: lol, five dollars! think of all the candy I could buy!
Diana172: I need someone to manage my talent though
MrDucks200: 500 penny candies



Diana172: when we were at districts, to get everyone's attention in the auditorium, these two trumpet players went on stage and played a little fanfare
Diana172: it was delightful
MrDucks200: lol i can imagine



Diana172: hmm, I hope my relatives don't call me
MrDucks200: answer the phone and say ur in school lol
Diana172: I hate talking to people like that. you feel guilty about never talking to them
Diana172: hello, this is not Diana, she is at school
MrDucks200: lol
Diana172: please don't call back
Diana172: her new number is 7
Diana172: just 7
MrDucks200: its foolproof lol



MrDucks200: u are some kind of cello prodigy...just a lazy one




Diana172: I want a cancellation tomorrow
Diana172: or I'll cry
Diana172: it'll be the worst birthday ever and I'll be sure to let everyone in the school know it
PyrosPerfection: I kinda want one, I'd be nice but I would like to see everyone.
PyrosPerfection: Awww.
Diana172: and they'll look down in shame and feel really bad about how they ruined my birthday




Paradoxdude: you stole my words!?!

Auto response from Diana172: Diana172: I love you honey bunch
Paradoxdude: I love you too oats

Diana172: I stole them and distributed them to other people for their enjoyment
Paradoxdude: harsh