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Hi Mr. K,

while I'm glad you understand how filthy pigeons are (really, is it even debatable?) I have to stand by the erratic movement thing. You never know what they're going to do--walk right into your feet or fly in your face? Also, I'd like to point out that they're shiny and have red eyes.

Thanks!
Kate (Diana's Friend)

Kate,

Give them bread crumbs and they will be your friend... *Forever!

Mrs. K (Mr. K's Wife)

Hi Mrs. K,

Excellent advice, if I actually wanted to befriend them, which I'd have to say I don't. I think it's too late for reconciliation.

Thanks Anyway!
Kate


Kate,

It's never too late!! They're somewhat migrating animals. If you don't like one flock, just wait for the next one!

Mrs. K


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