Diana172: my grandmother wrote me an email
StYx969: really
Diana172: about her house smelling like "wee wee"
Diana172: yes, it's an extention of the "the toilet overflowed and now we have to stay in the guest suite and jack's oxygen equipment is very hard to move around"


Diana172: so what are you up to
StYx969: layin here
Diana172: you're laying down?
StYx969: ya
StYx969: laptop
Diana172: me too but I'm not lying down
StYx969: lol
StYx969: maybe you should
Diana172: then I might fall asleep


Diana172: do too
StYx969: do not double quincies stampies no erasies!


StYx969: he called me Mr. Z's
Diana172: because you sleep or because you're a grocery store

Diana172: he needs to eat
Diana172: gain some face fat

Diana172: lol, did you tell hiim I'm not like that anymore?
Diana172: right now I'm wearing a pink tank top
StYx969: yesss
Diana172: and the thing I want most in the world is a puppy


Diana172: I took a test and my life is rated r


StYx969: dio you wish to hear the horrifying music box
Diana172: how can I, you can't call me
Diana172: daddy's home
StYx969: is he?
Diana172: but you can imitate it with the alphabet

StYx969: StYx969: how frightening is my music box
StYx969: Diana doesn't believe me
RicoSteven: wow
RicoSteven: testimonial time


StYx969: i'm going to stand over Steve's bed in the middle of the night
StYx969: with the music box
StYx969: and a knife
StYx969: and when it goes Pop goes the weasel all demented like
StYx969: i'll go
StYx969: Time to die Steven

RicoSteven: I, Steve West, hereby declare that the music box owned by one Zachary Shane Quentin Kraynak is hazardous to the mental stability of any human being.

StYx969: we'll have an awesome house
Diana172: oh yeah we will
StYx969: basically payed for by the government...cuz i'll be an FBIer
StYx969: and guns
Diana172: with puppies
StYx969: lots of guns
StYx969: so i'll teach you to shoot
StYx969: not the puppies though
Diana172: and I'll stay at home and bake your brownies
StYx969: can we name one Anubis?
Diana172: oh yeah, of course
StYx969: hooray
StYx969: and i'll buy a monkey and name him bukke
StYx969: bukkake*
Diana172: lol
StYx969: boy will he be pissed when he finds out what that means
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and the monkey and puppy will be best friends
Diana172: monkies are stupid
StYx969: yes
StYx969: lol
Diana172: and they will have crazy adventures
StYx969: actually
Diana172: like vitaman and whatever the hell my name is
StYx969: they plot your death if you own one
StYx969: lol
StYx969: Anti-antibody Girl
Diana172: woah, killer monkies
Diana172: right, that's my name

StYx969: theirs will be furry and wholesome
Diana172: yeah that's true


Diana172: or we could make puppy monkies
StYx969: lol
StYx969: like half have monkey bodies and doggie heads
StYx969: and the other
StYx969: doggie bodies and monkey heads
StYx969: lol
Diana172: lol
StYx969: and just to make it great
StYx969: Anubis must be a pug
StYx969: lol
Diana172: lol
Diana172: woah, that's one seriously screwed up monky puppy, our friends will say
Diana172: but that's ok, because monkey puppies aren't that intelligent

StYx969: the blog link in your profile isn't a link at al
StYx969: lol
Diana172: waa
Diana172: I've been depriving the masses

StYx969: woah i spelled publically two different ways lol
Diana172: yay
Diana172: it's a crazy worx
Diana172: *word
Diana172: see, word is too
StYx969: lol
StYx969: worx
Diana172: worx for me
StYx969: Will WORXOR for food

RicoSteven: sem is doing into the woods as the musical for next year
Diana172: woah
StYx969: lol
Diana172: total copy cats
StYx969: we'll go
Diana172: yeah and throw stuff
StYx969: i'd be a hotter Rapunzel's Prince anyway
StYx969: lol
Diana172: woah, I can hear the cello parts as they were meant to be played! I'm there!
StYx969: lol
Diana172: I was just making stuff up
Diana172: except for the song that you sang
Diana172: where I had that big part
StYx969: :-)
Diana172: I was so proud of myself for that song
Diana172: lol, could you hear me wait for you guys to sing "agony" before I hit the note with you
Diana172: just in case I was wrong
StYx969: no
Diana172: lol, well I did
StYx969: lol
StYx969: awesome
Diana172: I was like "crap I couldn't do it in rehersals... I know... I'll just let them do the work"
Diana172: and then my brilliant idea was born
StYx969: lol
Diana172: that was after many peppermint patties