StYx969: "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you. "
Diana172: lol
StYx969: that is the funniest movie EVER
Diana172: ?
StYx969: Wet Hot American Summer
StYx969: Victor: I'm a virgin.
Neil: No, you're kidding. Your a stallion, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so...
Victor: Actually it's more like zero.
Neil: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! No! You are a loser... You're such a loser.




StYx969: he was like "jeeze Zach you're a big pussy you suck jeeze.." and i'm
StYx969: like
StYx969: Jeff..your twelve and you can't get a girlfirned and he's like
StYx969: oww...Zach
StYx969: that burns..deep
StYx969: and he pretended to cry
StYx969: i love that kid



StYx969: deal
Diana172: ?
StYx969: i'll kill her
StYx969: and you dump the body]



Diana172: I love mo rocca
Diana172: that guy's nuts





StYx969: he knows his shit
StYx969: thank god he's funny




StYx969: my screen name is under the thing when you type it into google
StYx969: lol
Diana172: yay
Diana172: publicity to everyone who stalks you



StYx969: man i can't wait til school
StYx969: then everyone will know how funny i am in person
StYx969: as opposed to online
StYx969: pssst
StYx969: i'm undercover funny
Diana172: don't they... already know you in person?
StYx969: shh
StYx969: no
StYx969: i'm undercover
Diana172: oo
StYx969: my real name is ROTFLMAO
Diana172: you can't steal internet lingo as your pseudonym
StYx969: oh really
StYx969: i just did
StYx969: H4X0R3D BY P1G5!!!!



Diana172: my dad threw a goldfish (the cracker) into my dinner today
Diana172: it was pretty much the most exciting thing that's happend to me today
StYx969: woah
Diana172: whew, I need to sit down when I tell that story