****More of Diana's Diary****


well, there's a section where I wrote some poems about how I hate pennsylvania. I was like... 11? Anyway, they amused me, but they may not amuse you :) so ... here are quotes instead

Dear Diary,
"I always get fat when I go to Pennsylvania"



"it's the people factor"



"I wonder if Meghan will be normal when I get back"




"It says that if I want to know why, I must turn to page 132"




"I fear the guess Jean-wearers"



"my back hurts from this damn room"



"anyway, paper is pretty friendly"



"On this date in 1943, FDR announced the end of coffee rationing"



"I'm looking at the weather map in the newpaper... it is completely red and it varies from Sticky to Torrid..... Summer breeze.... makes me go blind"

"I like writing in black ink. .... and in cursive. I feel it's like a British accent"

"I don't know the exact date... well, you can figure it out. It's the first Saturday after the last passage"

"I don't think I'll trust my husband"

"Short story: The teacher is a bat"


"The teacher was pretty nice. She passed out toilet paper"

"She said that for every square, we had to tell one thing about ourselves. I lived through it, though. She even let us keep the toilet paper. ... I taped mine to Mr. Lane's door"