"I thought the test was going to be next week"--MJ
"He said that last week"--Chris


"Ah, yes... we now have the power to differentiate ALL!"--Chris



"Ugh, it's not the natural log 'times'"--Chris
"It's of"--Diana
"Exactly! I hate when people say things like that. Like someone said the integral times... and I freaked out. It's the integral SIGN not times, you idiot"--Chris



"Diana, who won the hobbit poll?"--Steph
"...frodo"--Diana (sadly)


"Katie, who did you vote for?"--Steph
"I didn't vote"--Katie
"What? Katie, you can vote. ...as long as it doesn't tip the scale because then I'd have to change the commentary"--Diana
" Oh, 'you can vote, as long as it doesn't matter' "--Katie


"You know how they put chocolate and caramel in eggs for Easter? Well they should put gravy in them for Thanksgiving"--Kutney



"I guess it'd be ok if you had like bread with gravy inside... turkey wrapped around it... just put it in the microwave! It's Thanksgiving in ball form!"--Katie


"I was thinking about it... and turkey balls would be the best thing ever!"--Katie
"It's basically a chicken pot pie"--Helen
"....NO.... it's nothing like that"--Katie


"The portable Chaucer... you may not think it's portable, but I do"--Marko



"So here's what she wants me to do... I'm writing a contrast paper and she said I have to add elements of how they are the same too. ... I was like '... are you on crack?'"--Helen


"No one else likes toffee almond but me"--Diana
"It's very un-american. A very weird British thing to like"--Kate




"Like, I liked this one game because there wasn't other things you could do. There was just one way to go"--Helen
"...what? It was linear?"--Diana
"Yeah...wait no. I used a cheatbook and that's why it was linear"--Helen



*points to section in her notebook*
"See, it's all of the things you taught me, Chris. I was tempted to call this Chris' theorem... but I'm pretty sure it's someone elses"--Diana



"Yeah but he works at Abercrombie and he's hot... he's so charismatic"--Kurt



"One of my Linux systems crashed and I was really upset... but it was my dual-boot, so I'm pretty sure it was microsoft that did it"--Chris



"We should write our papers like crap and say we were copying Hemingway's Style"--Helen


"Subject verb. subject verb. subject verb. Quote"--Helen



"Where's Tara?"--Lipski
"She's going to be out for another week"--Alan
"Alan, are you her boyfriend?"--Eli

"Well, you like Erica"--Alan
"How do I like Erica? All I say is three words to her in class"--Eli
"Yeah but those three words are 'I love you' "--Kurt



*later in Law*
"I didn't mean anything by that, it just popped into my head and it was gold"--Kurt


"There was no malice aforethought"--Kurt



"You're just walking down the street and someone is being burned in effigy"--Matysczak (about williamsburg)



"Watch this, my ass muscles at work"--Ryan
"What? Who has ass muscles?"--Diana
"Ryan does; he doesn't move when the car turns"--Billy

"Watch when we go around this next turn"--Ryan
"... oh I see, now you're going to speed up and take it sharply... well bring it on"--Ryan



*billy slides in the seat*
"Billy, your ass muscles suck"--Diana
"I wasn't prepared!"--Billy


*starts singing*--Diana
"You're like a little kid"--Billy
"I know. ... look a kitten!"Diana

"It was just so horrible... I was following it everywhere trying to protect it"--Diana
"Who CARES about the stupid squirrel; no one but you"--Dane
"LaMonica, if you saw a blind squirrel, would you feel really bad?"--Diana
"No, LaMonica. If you saw a blind squirrel, would you even care?"--Dane
"Yeah I'd care"--LaMonica
"YES! We were at a car wash and dane was spraying a blind squirrel with huge gashes over it's eyes with soapy water"--Diana


"You can just drop me off in front of the development"--LaMonica
"Why?"--Dane
"I don't want you to know where I live"--LaMonica


"Ok, let me out here"--LaMonica
"Don't do it, Dane"--Diana
*Dane keeps driving*


"Where are you going?!"--LaMonica
"If we can't drop you off in front of your house, we're dropping you off ten miles away"--Diana
"We'll take you back to the school"--Dane


"Ok fine! Turn here... and stop. This is my house"--LaMonica
"This is NOT your house"--Diana
"Yes it is!"--LaMonica
"Let's see you get into it then"--Diana



*LaMonica comes outside with her cat as we're driving away*
"Yay, LaMonica has a kitty!"--Diana
*dane speeds away*


*Helen calls me*
"Hey, do you want to go shopping?... (he) has me depressed and so now I want to buy shoes"--Helen


*as we're walking through the parking lot*
"Diana's a retard!"--mysterious voice

"Awa?... hey it's Kerry!"--Diana


"Hey bitches... what's up... I'm here for like three hours... by myself"--Kerry
"Aww, kerry"--Diana
"Yeah, I went to see a movie by myself too"--Kerry
"That's horrible"--Helen
"Yeah... no one wanted to see the Spongebob squarepants movie"--Kerry



"We're here looking for poetry"--Diana
"Angst"--Helen
"...cool"--Kerry


"Kerry, point us towards the teenage angst"--Diana
*points*
"No, take me there"--Diana
*points more fiercely*--Kerry
"Clearly, you have never shopped nor driven with me."--Diana
"I get lost three streets away from my house"--Diana


(about the weird comic-type singer person at B&N)
"There she goes... making fun of the Italians again. That's original" --Helen


*Diana and Helen enter Waldenbooks*
*Both look to manga section and are disappointed*
"One day, there will be a boy there. A hot boy. And he will like Anime."--Diana
"And we will like him"--Helen
"I'd totally win him"--Diana
"Yeah, but I know more about anime"--Helen
"Yeah, but I'm a whore"--Diana
"...fuck!"--Helen