PurpleHelKat: guess who's talking to me
PurpleHelKat: as soon as i come back on
PurpleHelKat: xander
Diana172: ohhhhhhhhhhhh yay
Diana172: yayayayayayay!



Diana172: I told him in trig once that he has sweaty hands and that's why I can get his pencil from him
PurpleHelKat: lollll
Diana172: I was way quicker than him
PurpleHelKat: it's true
PurpleHelKat: man, good times



PurpleHelKat: kate wants me to yell at you for sending her that pideon site
PurpleHelKat: DON'T DO IT AGAIN
PurpleHelKat: jk jk lol
PurpleHelKat: i thought it was hilarious



PurpleHelKat: i don't think he's too bright
Diana172: nope
Diana172: but that doesn't matter to you
PurpleHelKat: hey, hey
PurpleHelKat: shut up
Diana172: lol
PurpleHelKat: atleast i go for *shallow* things
PurpleHelKat: the *important* things
PurpleHelKat: obvisously, lol



Diana172: kate's tired *rubs hands together*
PurpleHelKat: time for crazy?
Diana172: krazy
Diana172: with a k




Diana172: I want a really long smockey type shirt
Diana172: and I'm going to put my hair up all crappy
Diana172: and get paint all over it/my pants/ my shoes
Diana172: /some of my face
Diana172: and pray someone comes over and thinks I'm a crazy painter



PurpleHelKat: who do you think you are
PurpleHelKat: me?
Diana172: I just want to fake people out
PurpleHelKat: i'm the artsie girl in the group
PurpleHelKat: me
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: FINE
Diana172: I'll play with my legos




Diana172: and oh the lego sculptures I will create
Diana172: though sticking legos in my hair doesn't have the same effect
PurpleHelKat: lol
PurpleHelKat: it will make people think you're crazy




Diana172: what's that?
Diana172: I have something in my hair?
Diana172: oh this *forced laugh*
PurpleHelKat: lol
Diana172: I was just assembing one of my more brilliant lego sculptures
Diana172: that's right, I'm a legulptist




Diana172: then they'll look at me funny and ask to see them
Diana172: and I'll run down the stairs ahead of time and make a lot of noise
Diana172: and then scream and be like nooooooo; and there I'll be, buried in a mountain of legos
Diana172: my life's work ruined... all is lost!
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Diana172: and they will pity me
Diana172: and then be my friend
PurpleHelKat: ahahahahahahahaahah




Diana172: why they were in my house in the first place is a mystery
PurpleHelKat: i think you're the krazy one at the moment
Diana172: let's say they're Jehovah's Witnesses


Diana172: hello, I'd like to speak to you about the glory of christ...
Diana172: oh, do come in
PurpleHelKat: you want jehova's witnesses as friends
PurpleHelKat: you *are* crazy
Diana172: I work my way up, helen
Diana172: claw my way to the top
Diana172: starting with jehovah's witnesses




PurpleHelKat: you'll just have to keep ruining your sculptures
PurpleHelKat: over and over
Diana172: no, the point is that there is no sculpture
Diana172: just a mountain of legos
PurpleHelKat: lollll
Diana172: maybe after a while, I'll install a little trap door so I can come and go freely through my mountain




luvsein1: mom: i like boo! boyfriend is outdated. you dad is my permanent boo



Diana172: oh kate's mom, you so crazy
luvsein1: ahahhahahahahahahh. yeah she sure is, pretty much just me in 20 years



Diana172: I asked helen what you would do if we gave you a baby in a box for christmas and she said that you'd be delighted and I said that you'd be horrified that we put it in a box and wrapped it up. she said that it wouldn't matter because you'd start playing with it and forget
luvsein1: wait thebaby youd give me for xmas would be alive, right?
Diana172: yes
luvsein1: was it kindanpped or did you have it for me
Diana172: we discussed having it for you but decided that it's physically impossible to do by christmas





Diana172: helen said where are we going to get a baby?
Diana172: and I said make one
luvsein1: it could be a belated present
luvsein1: but heres the thing, i want the father to be smart and cute bc i dont want a dumb or ugly baby
Diana172: lol, kate, it would involve cramming a baby into a box
Diana172: and wrapping it
Diana172: then traveling to find you with the box




luvsein1: AND i want everyone to know that its not my illegitamete child
luvsein1: no dont wrap it!!!!!!!!!!!!




luvsein1: or you could just find me a fiancee
Diana172: baby is way better
Diana172: and way more illegal
Diana172: I figure if this is our last christmas together, helen and I should get you something special... a baby




luvsein1: id prefer a fiancee if he was a good one
Diana172: you could marry john
luvsein1: bc then i could be married AND have a baby
Diana172: have a baby with john
luvsein1: no i cant, unless i drug him and take him to the court house




Diana172: I'll ask john if he'll start a family with you
luvsein1: no, he would be a resentful husband and father and i would be sad
Diana172: john just acts resentful
Diana172: in reality, he loves you and your future babies
luvsein1: no im afraid thats just not true



luvsein1: in FACT he told me that he likes libby more than me!!!
luvsein1: which needless to say just broke my heart
Diana172: john! how dare you walk out on your marriage
Diana172: marriage is forever, not until you meet your sister in law!




luvsein1: were not married diana, sad as that is
Diana172: clearly you are
Diana172: unspoken marriage
luvsein1: ...dysfunctional, one-sided, unacknowlegded, little-contact marriage



Diana172: still, a marriage
luvsein1: john would probably abuse me if he was forced into this. he would nto be a happy camper




luvsein1: mmmmmmm. i should never tell you guys anything




luvsein1: today i found a deep thought that i made into an away message specifically to shame you guys
luvsein1: I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment" even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement." I think this makes him feel better. - deep thought
luvsein1: remember that





luvsein1: bob= kate
Diana172: bob equals kate?
luvsein1: nice speech improvement, kate
luvsein1: im tired



luvsein1: ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
luvsein1: i know you enjoy crazy tired me
Diana172: yay!
Diana172: krazy kate
Diana172: she's returned
luvsein1: ahahahahahahaahahaha its meeee




luvsein1: hey i know dustin stark, the boy you guys think is cute!
Diana172: lol
luvsein1: i can be a matchmaker like i always wanted to be!
Diana172: haha
luvsein1: just say teh word love
Diana172: I have a boyfriend
Diana172: helen, however, is single
luvsein1: yeah i know. i mean in the future or if you want to become a two timer
luvsein1: i almost said old timer




Diana172: I'm going to be an old timer
luvsein1: yes you will be, and so will i. and we will be very cute
Diana172: and wrinkely
luvsein1: but cute
Diana172: but old
Diana172: and shakey




luvsein1: yes, all these are true. and all the spartans should reunite in the same rest home
Diana172: lol
Diana172: with mr faust
Diana172: he'll be alive
Diana172: just not really able to speak
luvsein1: aw that would be adorable




luvsein1: did i tell you how i wanted just to move wvw class of 05 intact to pitt?
luvsein1: mike tried to get mrs giza to be our mr feeney and come with us




Diana172: russ goes there *nudge nudge*
luvsein1: ooooh yum
luvsein1: fiancee, here i come!!




Diana172: on amazon.com they have some sort of shirt called a "flirtin with me nursing shirt"
Diana172: so you don't lose any action when you're nursing
Diana172: functional and man attracting


luvsein1: eeew thats sleazy. i would never breast feed in public
Diana172: lol, you should be saying that you would never need a flirting shirt if you recently had a baby
luvsein1: ....oh, that also


luvsein1: unlesss its illigitamete for some reason, in which case that baby needa a daddy!