Quote Blog

About us! Check out our profiles!

3/05/2003

"Chords are segments, ding dong"-Mr. L

"What about Kraynak? He's muscular"-Jason

"Why don't you shush the entire class?"-Mike
"Because I'm a little girl"-Kurt

"Diana, Don't help the enemy"-Randall

"I think there's a piece of my shoe missing… near the bottom"-Laura
"I think that's the most bizarre thing you've ever said to me"-Diana

"I have three pennies to throw at Kate.. .. ..hi Kate.."-Mike

"Kate, stand over there,.. .. no over there.."-Laura
"Are you kicking Kate out?"-Diana
"They're throwing pennies at her, I don't want to get hit"-Laura
"Aww, how sweet"-Joe

"Oh man, they've progressed to dimes"-Kate



"The Survivor parties last from 8 to 9"-Kate
"Happy Birthday, get out of my house"-Diana

What kind of wuss is mike? Throwing nickels? I mean if you're gonna do it, .. bring it on."-Kate

"Dan is the epitome of James Bond"-Diana

"If that could be verbalized, that would be in the quote book"-Kate

"I'm ok, I dodged the bullet"-Dan
"of course you did, Mr. Bond"-Diana

"Now they're throwing To Kill A Mockingbird.. this is getting ugly"-Diana
"How appropriate"-Kate

"Man, this is getting expensive"-Katie (if you haven't figured it out, we were having a change war)

"Everyone on Kurt"-Dan
"boo"-Kurt

"They call me the coiner"-Kate

"We need to start forming alliances"-Kate

"Number 23 from North Carolina.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. MR. JOHN FAUST!"-Mike
*Everyone cheers*

"Time to count my change for tomorrow"-Mike

*Kate throws a quarter*
"Kate, we're in the classroom!"-Diana
"I'm shocked, I'd expect that from a lesser person like Mike or myself"-Frank

"Aren't you doing history day?"-Diana
"Yeah, but I have to turn in the form.."-Doug

"God Zach, why do you always have to be so immature?"-Diana
"I'm immature? You're the one with fake hair"-Zach
"What does that have to do with maturity? Now you're just stupid"-Diana

"Can I incorporate basketball into my history day project?"-Joe

"What were you doing in A lunch?"-Mike
"Just taking care of some business"-Mr. Faust
"Workin' overtime?"-Mike/Frank/Kurt

"We saved you a seat, Mr. Faust"-Mike
"Yeah, and you can see what I thought of that option"-Mr. Faust

"I hate Mardi Gras, .. is that a french thing?"-Joe

"There are some vulgarities, ..but nothing you haven't said at least five times since lunch"-Mr. Faust

*mouths 'I love you'* --Diana
*mouths 'I'll kill you'* --Kurt

"I've broken my legs.. aaaaahhhh"-Frank

"We had to be on constant watch for jews"-Movie
"I'm watching you, Dan"-Mike
"Sorry"-Dan

"1991, that was a good year"-Kurt

"They're shades, they go up and down.. that's their purpose"-Joe
"George you wanna steal one?"---Joe

"Kate cried during To Kill a Mockingbird"-Kurt

"I got 70 points higher than I thought I would!"-Scott
"You got a 70?"-Diana
"Yeah!"-Scott

"Helen's not here, Helen's in Italy, Thank god"-Zach

"Next thing.."-Mrs. Wills
"NO! GO HOME!"-Zach

"You'd think she'd take a look at the gradebook and say 'hey, maybe I didn't do such a good job..'"-Kate

"I got the worst grade.. aah, who cares, I'm going on vacation"-Joe

"She doesn't ever help you.."-Kate
"Even when you go to see her, she tells you the wrong thing to study.. she's like 'know the scientists and you should do fine'"-Diana

"That's an oxymoron, Periodic Table Fun"-Kurt

"Where is it? Oh, here it is.. my band midterm"-Joe
"Joe, you have an incomplete in band?.. that's.. not good"-George

"Did he support National socialism?"-Zach

"I'm the only one whose failing, I just scale the list for the F to find my name"-Joe

"You will all lose to my apple crisp!"-Frank

"I hate you"-Diana
"No you don't"-Andrew
"I know, but I wish I did"-Diana

"Guess what part of the world it's 8:05 in?"-Kurt
"Thailand?"-Ryan
"Bangkok"-Kurt

"Kate, you want to go on an all meat diet?"-Katie

"I should have brought in beads to throw at people when they get a problem right"-Mr. L
"You can still throw stuff at people"-Mike

"What are you on drugs?"-Mr. L to Dane

"Dane has a purple shirt on"

"It's Fat Tuesday, but I'm fat everyday.. I woke up bloated.. I'm retaining water"-Mr. L

"What does that say?"-Mr. L
"Well, it originally said 'Lauren smells', but someone added 'good' "-Mike

"Stephanie's amused by her watch, she's found out that time changes every second"-Mr. L

"Kurt, do you have them all?"-Jason
".. oh I thought you said 'Kurt, do you have a mole' "-Diana

"Alan is a shirt washer"-Kurt

"Let's take it from anything that's not Largo"-Diana
"Let's take it from put-your-stuff-away-the-bells-gonna-ring"-Mary Ann

"I don't even know what to call you, you're like church boy gone wrong"-Kristina

"Why, it's not a.. wolf.. at all"-Mrs. Morgis
*everyone exchanges glances*

"Who is that girl? Who is she and why does she have braids?"-Katie

"What would you do if there was a constant drum beat going on all the time?"-Katie

*Paul walks up*
"Who is that kid?"-Erika
"I don't.. know"-Randy
*Paul backs away*

"I hate that kid"-Diana
"I don't know who he is"-Laura
"He's a bitch"-Diana

"Kurt only talks to you because he wants to be in the quote book"-Frank

"What the hell do you make those shit things out of?"-Erika

"Kate you have 40 cents behind you"-Diana (from the war)
"That's like enough to buy a snapple"-Randy

"Money is hard"-Kate
"Yes, Kate.. money *is* hard"-Diana

"We should just sit out here one day"-Laura

"na na na na na na na na Hitler!"-Kurt

"They lady from NHD said that she's been getting a lot of those forms in from valley west late"-Doug

"Where's Danny boy?-Diana

"The more we chant 'movie' the more he'll cave in"-Frank
"movie movie movie movie movie"-mike/frank/kurt

"You've started a war, kate"-Mike

"We're gonna start throwing books"

"The nazis had an alliance with.."
"italy?"-Kurt
"Kurt, did you say Italy?"-Frank

(During chem movie) *holds up conversation heart that says "marry me"* --Diana
"no"-Mike

"Mike, just marry me already"-Diana
"no, dammit"-Mike
"Mrs. Wills, Mike wont join me in holy matrimony"-Diana

"Mike, you're the worst husband ever"-Diana

"Jen, scratch my back"-Mike
"What? Why? ..no"-Jen
"Please, it's itchy"-Mike
"You do it, Diana, he's your husband"-Frank

"The rise of the funny mustache"-Mr. Faust

"Can I go to the bathroom?"-Frank
"..no"-Mr. Faust
"Seriously, I really have to go!"-Frank
"Everyone will walk very slowly out of this classroom when the bell rings and frank will be stuck behind them"-Mr. Faust
"..Mr. Faust, is there coffee in that mug? .. not for long"-Frank
"Mr. Faust? Can I go to the bathroom?"-Diana
"Certainly"-Mr. Faust
"Oh you're dead, Diana"-Frank

*five minutes later*

"I hope you feel relieved"-Frank
"I do, thanks"-Diana

"I wanna go into the sugar business"

"You shouldn't have so much salt, it makes you retain water"-Mr. Faust

"Diana, I fell asleep, I hate you"---Zach

"Zach, I love you"-Kurt
"Kurt I want your body.. what? .. eww I'm not gay"-Zach

"Frank I love you"-Diana
"Diana, shut up"-Frank

"Name three of these elements.. oh crap"-Frank

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home