****** Blarmey! It's tea time with Kate n' Diana*********
A little segment I dedicated to Kate, because I love her so much. I know you're out there, Kate.
Diana172: the quotes are pretty good, but I forgot a few
Diana172: like about the dead squirrel
LuvSein: my dead squirrel quote?
Diana172: yeah
LuvSein: it was something along the lines of hey theres a dead squirrel
LuvSein: why WAS ceaser taking off his clothes?
Diana172: I have no idea
Diana172: it had nothing to do with the play
Diana172: unless stalin took off his clothes a lot
LuvSein: like i thought thered be an explaination, but no
LuvSein: mr faust just might be the funniest person alive
Diana172: I think so
Diana172: actually, I'm really taken by franks quote "a sandwich of heroic size"
LuvSein: yeah frank ranks up there
Diana172: I laughed so hard when faust said that
Diana172: because I seriously thought he said fat kid
Diana172: he was staring at me
LuvSein: why WAS ceaser taking off his clothes?
Diana172: I have no idea
Diana172: it had nothing to do with the play
Diana172: unless stalin took off his clothes a lot
LuvSein: like i thought thered be an explaination, but no
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: "What I liked about the article was that it says nothing about Joe Shock whatsoever."-
LuvSein: "Tess is the nicest girl I know"-Jason
"You don't even know Tess"-Kate
"I don't stalk her though"-Jason
the sad part is j really DOES have a crush on tess
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I laughed so hard when faust said that
Diana172: because I seriously thought he said fat kid
Diana172: he was staring at me
LuvSein: hey did i tell you taht mr faust is GOING to hd? so its just me and mr faust for two days my friend. ill bring a tape recorder
Diana172: lol
Diana172: sweet
LuvSein: well, awkward. but full of quote potential
LuvSein: there should be a prize for best quote at the end of teh year
Diana172: lol
Diana172: good idea!
LuvSein: we could all vote
Diana172: and the winner can get something special
Diana172: a little plaque
Diana172: best quote
LuvSein: yeah. im not sure what.
LuvSein: yeah. and a kiss from the quote god herself, diana
LuvSein: lol jk it would prob be joe shock
Diana172: eww
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: well settle for a plaque
LuvSein: id chip in
Diana172: I'll steal one of the band trophies... and rip off the trumpet out of the guys mouth so he's just sitting there with his lips pursed (like he's saying something) and then glue a piece of paper over Regional Band 1992 that says Best quote of the year 2003
LuvSein: sweet!
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: we ust do this. it will be a big deal
Diana172: it'll be great
LuvSein: either by vote or a panel of judges
Diana172: but you can't vote for yourself
LuvSein: no clearly not
Diana172: otherwise it'll be chaos
LuvSein: and you can put their picture in the quote blog
LuvSein: yeah thats a recipe for anarchy
Diana172: holding the trophy
LuvSein: nice
LuvSein: and a little speech
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I'd like to thank mr faust
Diana172: for being so..... faust like
LuvSein: for assembling teh killer cast of per 5
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and for the really hard question he gave us because we sent him a valentine
LuvSein: id like to thank my co-stars, joe and doug...
Diana172: but we all know tha the loved it
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: i wonder if he liked his flowers
Diana172: and of course, Diana... who made this all possible
LuvSein: lol right.
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: id like to thank the administration for not putting me in in school despite all teh saltings and bookings
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: gorman, for all the laughs
Diana172: and I'd like to thank that girl with the yellow umbrella on the salt container
LuvSein: randy, for showing me that you can book as well as you want if you reach for the stars
LuvSein: lol yes
LuvSein: aramark, for the thousand of $s of salt they donated
Diana172: and also randy... if you're out there... that was an amazing throw... all the way down the stairs
LuvSein: lol yes! and helen and diana, my accent coach
Diana172: Frank for enduring countless beatings, without whom we might not be as funny today
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: lol dan, who taught me how to sing
Diana172: Kurt who will never stop playing living on a prayer
LuvSein: and the company that assembles the fluer de liberty notebook
Diana172: and 3m for the greatest invention of post its
LuvSein: and the manufactueres of penguin stickers
Diana172: ahh, the playful penguins
LuvSein: the cast and crew of the wave
Diana172: I'd like to thank the italians, for being really weird and quotable
LuvSein: stalin, for looking like pete
Diana172: also, the manufacturers of the chemistry safety video, which still haunts me today
Diana172: everyone who claps for peter burns
LuvSein: lol it does indeed. ralph, for his quiet dignity
Diana172: peter burns for not getting that we're making fun of him when we clap
LuvSein: everyone who shakes the whole school by stomping their feet
LuvSein: peter burns, for thinking its a compliment
Diana172: the little boat whithout which they might never shake the school again
LuvSein: dane and zach, for the constant speculation on the nature of their relationship
LuvSein: wait not zach, alan
LuvSein: sorry zach
Diana172: katie chorpenning for freaking out if you touch her hair
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I was like waa?
Diana172: zach for being really innapropriate all the time
LuvSein: lol yes. as well you might be. little did you know theyre lovers
Diana172: lol
Diana172: kevin hart for being in love with men
LuvSein: frankenstaken, for being born
Diana172: wait no women
Diana172: wait no men
Diana172: brian ghingold for writing that secret society paper
LuvSein: the cast of spartan tv, for fun facts
Diana172: dane for pretending to be smart but we all know he's stupid
LuvSein: howard fox, for his gift of dance and his nickname, the desert fox
Diana172: the cafeteria staff for removing the salt packets but keeping the apples
Diana172: the pest control guys for not spraying for the fruit flies
LuvSein: the entire maintinace crew, for cleaning up salt spills and packets
Diana172: and the penguins
LuvSein: mr faust, for locking us out
LuvSein: and the penguins
Diana172: the french revolution which inspired the moving of our desks to create the arena
Diana172: which was used for ballroom dancing and sacrifices
LuvSein: and ancient rome, for creating gladiator fights
LuvSein: every 80s band ever, esp. bon jovi, for providing the soundtrack to our lives
Diana172: whoever played the christmas rap
LuvSein: that would be me, my friend
Diana172: kwanzaa for not making any sense
Diana172: lol, seriously?
LuvSein: youre welcome
LuvSein: lol yes. oh god, how did i forget kwanzaa?
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: robert, the lead in the wave
Diana172: earth day for inspiring Diana to make tree death scenes on cards
LuvSein: gormans hairdresser
LuvSein: ooh sweet id best be getting one of those. ill make you one too
Diana172: lead paint without which, we might not be surrounded by the same intelligent people
LuvSein: lol yes. the hoyt library, for their part in joes hd project
LuvSein: george visco, for everything
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: mrs morgis's allergy meds
Diana172: mrs morgis's sun glasses
Diana172: the church bells
LuvSein: ah, the church bells.the ugly kid who hit on me once
LuvSein: pirates, for enriching us all so much in general
Diana172: the british
Diana172: for talking funny
LuvSein: especially the cockneys
LuvSein: the swedes, for giving us sven
Diana172: cows for being so tasty
LuvSein: thats for sure. the cafeteria worker who once gave me a pill with my change, starting me out on my drug addiction
LuvSein: my coke delaer
Diana172: lolol
Diana172: I remember when she gave you that pill!
Diana172: that was so funny!
LuvSein: yeah that was amazing
Diana172: what kind of pill was it?
LuvSein: who knows?
Diana172: do you remember what it looked like?
LuvSein: it was orange
Diana172: just orange?
LuvSein: i dont remember. i think
LuvSein: illegal looking lets say
Diana172: hmm
Diana172: I can look it up in my pill book
Diana172: or just bring it to school
Diana172: and we can have a pill line up
LuvSein: sweet please do
Diana172: did you ever tell anyone of authority that you got a pill with your lunch?
LuvSein: nah
LuvSein: it wasnt in my food, just in my change
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: although it brings up disturbing possibilities
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you could have sued the school, come on!
Diana172: it would have been great
Diana172: like... uhm.... this lady gave me an orange pill
LuvSein: yeah. it would have.
Diana172: and I ate it because I thought it was a crouton
LuvSein: it just looked liek a crouton, what can i say
Diana172: now I'm addicted to heroin and I have a rash that extends from my lower back to my ankles
Diana172: the doctor says he has to amputate my legs
LuvSein: now i demand my own jazzy in retribution
Diana172: that's right, I want the scooter that will take me to the grand canyon
LuvSein: and i want special ramps built in the school
LuvSein: and for all caf ladies to undergo drug awareness training
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: we should make a tv movie about this
Diana172: after school special
Diana172: I was a regular girl
Diana172: I went to church
LuvSein: sweet thats what we're doing this week
Diana172: I got good grades
Diana172: and then everything changed
LuvSein: starring me, as me, and you, as the caf lady/drug dealer
Diana172: a cafeteria worker viciously attacked me
LuvSein: lol yes
Diana172: and forced pills down my throat
Diana172: they tasted like stale fish
Diana172: if fish get stale...
LuvSein: or made me think pills were cool, like those little peanut butter things you can buy at the register
Diana172: and I started to vomit
Diana172: so I took the pill I vomited and told my doctor I wanted more
Diana172: I got all my friends to take the orange pills
Diana172: now they're all dead
Diana172: and where am I?
Diana172: I'm a cafeteria worker now
LuvSein: lol YES!!!!!!!!!! thats the twist ending!!!!!!!!
Diana172: passing pills to students who look to me like they could use a pill or two
LuvSein: swwwwweeeeeet
LuvSein: lol ok ive gtg we are writing this before per 5 thsi week or while selling ribbons. ttyl my creative freind
Diana172: k
Diana172: cya
LuvSein: cya. i need to go take my pills... i mean, sleep.
*** end of Tea Time with Kate n' Diana*****
Diana172: she'd be like "why do you hate me, no one likes me I'm going to drown myself in the bathtub"
Styx969: and i'd be like
Styx969: use Mr. Bubbles BITCH
DaneOcoins1: I like to be eccentric though.... as I always said "following the crowd is a sure way to mediocrosy"
Diana172: dane, you define crowd
Diana172: you don't have my fax number
DaneOcoins1: thats what you think
Diana172: yes, just like I don't have the key to your house and I don't watch you sleep every night
DaneOcoins1: lets check the files......... Prichard, Pavlac, Pasoce,...
DaneOcoins1: you see me naked?!?!?!?
Diana172: you sleep naked?
Diana172: I mean... yes
SMC Zero1: im raising my fish to be fine, young cannibals- how is this distressing?
SMC Zero1: the cool part is- they were feeding on the body parts of their fellow fish that were killed by the pump
Diana172: stephen, my friend from florida
DaneOcoins1: ahh
Diana172: I tell him I love him every day, I think it freaks him out
DaneOcoins1: I love you diana
DaneOcoins1: what kind of aww... was that
Diana172: I'm sorry, it wasn't good enough?
DaneOcoins1: no, I was just wondering what tone it was?
Diana172: mocking, I guess
Diana172: yeah, like you're as liberal as they come and I'm in love with bill oreilly
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: and you try to make people think you're smart by the way you dress, and I do the opposite because it's more fun to earn your respect
DaneOcoins1: but I am smart
Diana172: we're honest and the other day, I chased a pepsi can that someone dropped at pricechopper in front of a moving vehicle
Diana172: just so it wouldn't be crushed
Diana172: she didn't even really mean it when she said thanks
DaneOcoins1: I dont screw people over all the time, I havent screw andrew over in a long time, and I dont intend to
Diana172: if I ever became famous, I'd join PETA just so I could make a speech about killing cows and squirrels
Diana172: you stopped screwing andrew?
DaneOcoins1: rephrase that please
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: I am not gay
Paradoxdude (9:00:31 PM): im playing guitar and talking to marcie and thinking about a protest and talking to my mom about how a guy taht was danceing around with a ornge road cone should have been naked
Diana172 (8:59:07 PM): buzz buzz buzz buzz
SMC Zero (8:59:35 PM): concrete mixer?
Diana172 (8:59:50 PM): bumble bee
SMC Zero (9:00:01 PM): ohhhh- damn they always get me on that one
Diana172 (9:00:10 PM): they.... yes they
SMC Zero (9:00:12 PM): i was either thinking that, ,or a mechanical whore
Diana172 (9:00:42 PM): actually, at the beginning, I was trying to be a mechanical whore... but towards the end, I was leaning more toward a bumble bee
(Ok, in this next quote... John stole the "A" from our school sign and there was a picture of it without the A on the internet. ... and yes, he still has the A. Last I heard it was hanging over his bed.)
Diana172 (8:08:21 PM): oh my god
Diana172 (8:08:25 PM): this is hilarous
Diana172 (8:08:31 PM): I spelled that wrong
Diana172 wants to directly connect (8:08:34 PM).
Paradoxdude is now directly connected (8:08:34 PM).
Diana172 (8:08:47 PM): http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/maps/images/Middle/KingMiddle2.jpg
Diana172 (8:09:02 PM): open it!! open it!!
Paradoxdude (8:09:14 PM): when you said oh my god it reminded me of a time when you were late for church and said "OH....MY....WORD!" and hung up the phone
Paradoxdude (8:09:21 PM): hahahahahahaha
Paradoxdude (8:09:23 PM): they fixed it
Diana172 (8:09:28 PM): lol
Diana172 (8:09:32 PM): that's so funny
Paradoxdude (8:09:35 PM): i was there the other day
Paradoxdude (8:09:39 PM): man, the picture sucks too
Diana172 (8:09:42 PM): there's a picture on the web of your destructin
Diana172 (8:09:46 PM): *destruction
SMC Zero (9:01:32 PM): but id imagine if one were to bake a pie of pure high octaine gasoliene, ,it would sound much like that
Paradoxdude (8:13:53 PM): a reuters headline...
Paradoxdude (8:13:53 PM): When Croquet Goes Bad Canadians Wield Mallets
***Welcome to the John and Diana get mad at eachother section of fun*******
Paradoxdude: thats sounds like a made up name for a super consertive
Diana172: get a speller
Diana172: you really drive me nuts
Paradoxdude: conservitive
Diana172: conservative
Diana172:Dixy Lee Ray somewhat confusingly sees environmentalists both as protectors of the status quo and as 'anti-development, anti-progress, anti-technology, anti-business, anti-established institutions, and above all, anti-capitalism' (i.e. 'anti' all things that define the status quo in the United States).
Oxegen, but i also realize that there more to living then surviving
Paradoxdude: and to aviod destroying the forests
Diana172: but i also realize that there more to living then surviving --what? I don't understand
Diana172: don't go spotted owled on me, john. we were having a decent conversation
Diana172 (9:07:08 PM): how does it take the entire rainforest to raise cows?
Paradoxdude (9:07:27 PM): where did it say the entire rainforest?
Diana172 (9:07:39 PM): every 60 seconds...
Paradoxdude (9:08:02 PM): yes, and that is not the entire rainforest
Diana172 (9:08:08 PM): oh yes it is
Diana172 (9:08:14 PM): give it a few months
Diana172 (9:08:22 PM): and you don't have a rainforest
Diana172 (9:08:39 PM): and how long have the fast food industry been around
Paradoxdude (9:08:45 PM): how many acres of rainforest are there?
Diana172 (9:09:20 PM): AND strokes and heart attacks do not happen to everyone who goes and eats a burger for dinner every night
Paradoxdude (9:09:47 PM): it also didnt say that EVERY person that eats there will have one, but it sure as hell isnt good for them
Diana172 (9:09:58 PM): and if they did have a fast food induced heart attack, it would be their own fault
Paradoxdude (9:10:18 PM): yes, their own fault cause they ater too much fast foomn
Diana172 (9:10:19 PM): how many people have fast food induced heart attacks
Paradoxdude (9:10:20 PM): food
Diana172 (9:10:35 PM): and how is that directly related to increases in insurance
Diana172 (9:10:39 PM): because I don't see it
Diana172 (9:10:51 PM): people seem to be living a hell of a lot longer recently
Diana172 (9:10:58 PM): in arguable
Paradoxdude (9:11:25 PM): the more people get sick the more insurancce companies have to charge to keep the same profit margins
Diana172 (9:11:25 PM): do they ask you if you eat burgers when you get insurance?
Paradoxdude (9:11:42 PM): thats irrevelant
Diana172 (9:11:58 PM): well, again, how many people are the victims of fast food induced heart attacks
Diana172 (9:12:03 PM): I really want to know
Paradoxdude (9:13:13 PM): theres no such thing as proof. its all beliefs, and i believe that the world would be alot healthier if we didnt eat fast food
Diana172 (9:27:58 PM): I'm kind of ignoring andrew now by talking to you
Paradoxdude (9:28:31 PM): ok, later
Paradoxdude (9:28:47 PM): *hugs* :-)
Diana172 (9:28:52 PM): cute
Diana172 (10:01:05 PM): I just got back from my orchestra concert...
Diana172 (10:01:13 PM): we were so bad she had to count out loud
Paradoxdude (10:01:19 PM): i just got back from a chours
Paradoxdude (10:01:40 PM): wow, thats no fun
Diana172 (9:22:04 PM): why john, do I sense sarcasm?
Paradoxdude (9:22:30 PM): no, it was mostly nonsense, i wasnt paying attention, im pretty tired
Diana172 (9:22:42 PM): thanks, I love you too
Paradoxdude (8:57:21 PM): running around makeing plans to get the Equpiment to the show were playing in sarasota tomorrow
Diana172 (8:58:06 PM): Equipment is capitalized, otherwise, it would be offensive to all the Equipment out there
Paradoxdude (8:58:34 PM): i was going to type EQ, but changed my mind as that doesnt stand for equipment
Diana172 (8:59:30 PM): and we need a good name
Diana172 (8:59:40 PM): Helen said we should be RATS
Diana172 (9:00:06 PM): even though she doesn't know what exactly RATS would stand for... she just thinks it's funny to compare us to rodents, I guess
Diana172 (9:00:58 PM): so I said we should be PETER
Diana172 (9:01:13 PM): people for the ethical treatment of republicans
Diana172 (9:01:25 PM): even though it would technically be PETR
Paradoxdude (9:01:28 PM): ...
Paradoxdude (9:01:29 PM): yea
Paradoxdude (9:01:33 PM): i was gonna say
Diana172 (9:01:38 PM): it was kind of a joke
Diana172 (9:01:48 PM): we need something to fill in the E
Diana172 (9:01:55 PM): then we could have a mascot
Diana172 (9:01:57 PM): named peter
Diana172 (9:02:06 PM): and all will be well and balanced in the world
Diana172 (9:07:27 PM): corrupt is what you are, anyway
Diana172 (9:07:34 PM): why do I bother debating
Paradoxdude (7:05:52 PM): i have mono
Diana172 (7:06:27 PM): that's because you kissed marcie... and marcie kisses everyone she can find at parties
Diana172 (7:12:19 PM): god, I can't believe how far you're going to make it in life
Diana172 (7:12:27 PM): and how alive you're going to be
Paradoxdude (7:12:37 PM): heh, im just messing with you
Paradoxdude (7:14:00 PM): yea, look how far im going in life...
Paradoxdude (7:14:01 PM): This is to confirm that
JOHN XXXXX (I took out his personal information. ... not that he'd care)
XXXX CXXXXXX DR
BRADENTON FL 34209-3322
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 5/27/2002
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
Paradoxdude (7:14:24 PM): for just 19.95 i can send away for my "marrige kit"
Diana172 (7:14:36 PM): nuh uh
Paradoxdude (7:15:27 PM): i am now able to do any ceremony except circumsision
Diana172 (7:15:57 PM): you can marry people?
Paradoxdude (7:16:28 PM): well, it said that i can in following the laws of my state, which include being 18
Paradoxdude (7:16:32 PM): but once im 18 i can
Diana172 (7:17:01 PM): ok
Diana172 (7:17:10 PM): can you marry yourself?
Diana172 (7:17:19 PM): so me... do you take this woman to be...
Paradoxdude (7:17:45 PM): that i dont know, i wasnt interested enough to read all the fine print
Diana172 (7:18:06 PM): oh
Paradoxdude (7:20:18 PM): so, wanna get married?
Diana172 (7:23:27 PM): remember how I used to make you go out and buy me candy?
Diana172 (7:23:31 PM): like that liquid stuff?
Diana172 (7:23:35 PM): well, I still have some
Diana172 (7:23:36 PM): in the ba
Diana172 (7:23:37 PM): g
Paradoxdude (7:23:40 PM): man that stuff was good
Diana172 (7:23:46 PM): with the receipt, never touched
Diana172 (7:23:53 PM): we also got a movie
Diana172 (7:23:57 PM): it was albertsons
Paradoxdude (7:24:33 PM): remember my anarchy shirt?
Paradoxdude (7:25:02 PM): nothing better then store bought anarchy
Diana172 (7:25:24 PM): i have a pic of you in it
Paradoxdude (7:25:31 PM): yea, from our anniv
Paradoxdude (7:30:52 PM): so... hows elizabeth?
Diana172 (7:31:36 PM): she's starting to run out of oxygen... it'll be any minute now before silence will finally be mine
Paradoxdude (7:33:10 PM): i perfer the piece of cheese on a downhill bound skateboard, that way you dont have to dispose of the body
Paradoxdude (9:05:11 PM): well, im gonna skat about and find some food. you have fun leeching
Diana172 (9:05:31 PM): I live to leech
Diana172 (9:05:33 PM): quote me on that
Paradoxdude (9:09:51 PM): food not ready
Diana172 (9:10:04 PM): right
Paradoxdude (9:10:15 PM): so ill be here for a bit
Diana172 (9:10:26 PM): are you only home to wait for the microwave and sleep?
Paradoxdude (9:10:29 PM): for your ignoreing pleasure
Paradoxdude (9:10:35 PM): no, of course not
Paradoxdude (9:10:37 PM): its the stove
Paradoxdude (9:11:37 PM): its even more fun to type after eating honey winnie the pooh style
Diana172 (9:12:21 PM): do all of the girls who stalk you have to go?
Diana172 (9:13:00 PM): little joke about how no one except phylis-free-the-whales would like you
Paradoxdude (9:13:26 PM): yea, in the words of davids sister, "mono? who would kiss him?"
Diana172 (9:13:51 PM): ouch, that hurts
Paradoxdude (9:14:20 PM): david found my mono very amusing
Diana172 (9:16:31 PM): I wouldn't know anyway, I hang out with geeks
Diana172 (9:16:54 PM): and they all have odd fantasies
Diana172 (9:16:55 PM): about me
Diana172 (9:16:59 PM): I'm their queen
Diana172 (9:17:42 PM): all hail, queen Diana of all of three
Paradoxdude (9:17:52 PM): haha
Diana172 (9:18:05 PM): hey,.. one is the lonliest number
Diana172 (9:18:10 PM): but I...I have three
Paradoxdude (9:18:12 PM): you need four
Diana172 (9:18:16 PM): which is a crowd
Diana172 (9:18:22 PM): an entire crowd, john
Diana172 (9:18:27 PM): ...crowd
Paradoxdude (9:18:29 PM): then they can each take a leg of a chair that you will sit on and carry you around
Paradoxdude (9:18:38 PM): but if you only have three you will be all lopsided
Diana172 (9:18:55 PM): now now, john, they can barely lift themselves
Diana172 (9:18:58 PM): but my stalker kids
Diana172 (9:19:05 PM): they could, I suppose
Diana172 (9:19:13 PM): but I'm very afraid of them (seriously)
Paradoxdude (9:19:21 PM): why?
Diana172 (9:19:49 PM): they all have this horrible "I can't wait to rape you" look when they see me, and they're very large and very much juniors
Paradoxdude (9:20:01 PM): the pen is mightier then the sword. you know that from stabbing people with them
Diana172 (9:20:26 PM): hey, I stand by that method
Diana172 (9:20:41 PM): they wont let you carry guns, so stab the eyes with bics
Diana172 (9:20:52 PM): uniballs, not so much... they're more expensive
Paradoxdude (9:21:04 PM): go for the fountain pen
Diana172 (9:21:07 PM): but what a name
Paradoxdude (9:21:14 PM): right in the eye with a twist
Diana172 (9:21:20 PM): "... he was uniballed by a uniball"
Diana172 (9:35:18 PM): when I say barely... I mean barely
Diana172 (9:35:26 PM): she's stupid, she should just be taken out and shot
Diana172 (9:35:41 PM): or taught now how to farm cattle
Paradoxdude (9:35:47 PM): right
****End of Diana and John get mad at eachother Section of Fun****
****Beginning of Diana chats with Dane section of sometimes fun ... sometimes not fun*****
Diana172 (9:55:56 PM): so what's up?
DaneOcoins1 (9:56:21 PM): your cholesterol
Diana172 (9:56:33 PM): brilliant
DaneOcoins1 (9:56:45 PM): thanks, I always thought I was
Diana172 (9:56:57 PM): well, now... you know
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:00 PM): hes talking to his girlfriend
Diana172 (9:59:10 PM): um... yes?
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:22 PM): yeah, her name is diana
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:28 PM): do yoiu know her
Diana172 (9:59:54 PM): not that well, actually
DaneOcoins1 (10:00:07 PM): i see
DaneOcoins1 (10:00:41 PM): Thats understandable, he never mentions her
Diana172 (10:00:54 PM): yeah, I'm sure he hates her anyway
DaneOcoins1 (10:12:47 PM): Ask Andrew " Is it true what dane said about what you did"... as a joke.. he didnt really do anything
Diana172 (10:13:21 PM): simple things amuse you, but ok
DaneOcoins1 (10:16:43 PM): you hurt me
Diana172 (10:16:54 PM): aww, poor Danish
DaneOcoins1 (8:02:59 PM): what? hmm *is hungry*?
DaneOcoins1 (8:03:09 PM): what does hmm mean
Diana172 (8:03:22 PM): lol, you're so funny
Diana172 (8:03:25 PM): are you serious?
DaneOcoins1 (8:03:59 PM): you dont mean hmmmm... as in the sound you make when you are thinking do you
Diana172 (8:04:14 PM): yeah
DaneOcoins1 (8:04:49 PM): I still dont het Hmm *is Hungry
Diana172 (8:05:09 PM): lol
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:15 PM): really
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:21 PM): explain
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:31 PM): whats helens sn?
Diana172 (8:05:48 PM): I was saying "hmm (<-- noise for thinking) *(<---indicates action) is hungry (<--means "is hungry")*"
DaneOcoins1 (8:13:39 PM): you love to debate
Diana172 (8:13:49 PM): lol, how would you know?
DaneOcoins1 (8:14:15 PM): I can see it in your eyes
DaneOcoins1 (8:15:55 PM): I can tell by the way you confront people, you like to debate.. I like to debate too
Diana172 (8:29:13 PM): you have mr frey 8th, right?
DaneOcoins1 (8:29:46 PM): yup
Diana172 (8:30:02 PM): did he have a post it on his tie that said "mr frey"?
DaneOcoins1 (8:30:35 PM): yea, from ctyco
Diana172 (8:30:45 PM): yay, he kept it on :-)
Diana172 (10:16:48 PM): yeah, so my dad got stuck in atlanta today
Diana172 (10:17:02 PM): he just got in to allentown about 20 minutes ago
DaneOcoins1 (10:17:03 PM): how?
Diana172 (10:17:13 PM): delays
DaneOcoins1 (10:17:33 PM): oh
Diana172 (10:17:54 PM): he kept calling us from the plane, before it took off, and making sarcastic remarks
Diana172 (10:18:02 PM): rather loudly so as to be overheard
Diana172 (9:06:11 PM): how fast do you think things send?
DaneOcoins1 (9:06:35 PM): fast enough to be there already
Diana172 (9:06:49 PM): not really
DaneOcoins1 (9:06:58 PM): well wait for it
Diana172 (9:07:14 PM): yes, it will be the highlight of my weekend
Diana172 (8:43:36 PM): *sighs* good ol' Dane the liar
DaneOcoins1 (8:43:44 PM): lol
Diana172 (8:43:46 PM): that should be your new nickname
DaneOcoins1 (8:43:55 PM): sure
****End of Diana talks to Dane section******
A little segment I dedicated to Kate, because I love her so much. I know you're out there, Kate.
Diana172: the quotes are pretty good, but I forgot a few
Diana172: like about the dead squirrel
LuvSein: my dead squirrel quote?
Diana172: yeah
LuvSein: it was something along the lines of hey theres a dead squirrel
LuvSein: why WAS ceaser taking off his clothes?
Diana172: I have no idea
Diana172: it had nothing to do with the play
Diana172: unless stalin took off his clothes a lot
LuvSein: like i thought thered be an explaination, but no
LuvSein: mr faust just might be the funniest person alive
Diana172: I think so
Diana172: actually, I'm really taken by franks quote "a sandwich of heroic size"
LuvSein: yeah frank ranks up there
Diana172: I laughed so hard when faust said that
Diana172: because I seriously thought he said fat kid
Diana172: he was staring at me
LuvSein: why WAS ceaser taking off his clothes?
Diana172: I have no idea
Diana172: it had nothing to do with the play
Diana172: unless stalin took off his clothes a lot
LuvSein: like i thought thered be an explaination, but no
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: "What I liked about the article was that it says nothing about Joe Shock whatsoever."-
LuvSein: "Tess is the nicest girl I know"-Jason
"You don't even know Tess"-Kate
"I don't stalk her though"-Jason
the sad part is j really DOES have a crush on tess
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I laughed so hard when faust said that
Diana172: because I seriously thought he said fat kid
Diana172: he was staring at me
LuvSein: hey did i tell you taht mr faust is GOING to hd? so its just me and mr faust for two days my friend. ill bring a tape recorder
Diana172: lol
Diana172: sweet
LuvSein: well, awkward. but full of quote potential
LuvSein: there should be a prize for best quote at the end of teh year
Diana172: lol
Diana172: good idea!
LuvSein: we could all vote
Diana172: and the winner can get something special
Diana172: a little plaque
Diana172: best quote
LuvSein: yeah. im not sure what.
LuvSein: yeah. and a kiss from the quote god herself, diana
LuvSein: lol jk it would prob be joe shock
Diana172: eww
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: well settle for a plaque
LuvSein: id chip in
Diana172: I'll steal one of the band trophies... and rip off the trumpet out of the guys mouth so he's just sitting there with his lips pursed (like he's saying something) and then glue a piece of paper over Regional Band 1992 that says Best quote of the year 2003
LuvSein: sweet!
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: we ust do this. it will be a big deal
Diana172: it'll be great
LuvSein: either by vote or a panel of judges
Diana172: but you can't vote for yourself
LuvSein: no clearly not
Diana172: otherwise it'll be chaos
LuvSein: and you can put their picture in the quote blog
LuvSein: yeah thats a recipe for anarchy
Diana172: holding the trophy
LuvSein: nice
LuvSein: and a little speech
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I'd like to thank mr faust
Diana172: for being so..... faust like
LuvSein: for assembling teh killer cast of per 5
Diana172: lol
Diana172: and for the really hard question he gave us because we sent him a valentine
LuvSein: id like to thank my co-stars, joe and doug...
Diana172: but we all know tha the loved it
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: i wonder if he liked his flowers
Diana172: and of course, Diana... who made this all possible
LuvSein: lol right.
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: id like to thank the administration for not putting me in in school despite all teh saltings and bookings
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: gorman, for all the laughs
Diana172: and I'd like to thank that girl with the yellow umbrella on the salt container
LuvSein: randy, for showing me that you can book as well as you want if you reach for the stars
LuvSein: lol yes
LuvSein: aramark, for the thousand of $s of salt they donated
Diana172: and also randy... if you're out there... that was an amazing throw... all the way down the stairs
LuvSein: lol yes! and helen and diana, my accent coach
Diana172: Frank for enduring countless beatings, without whom we might not be as funny today
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: lol dan, who taught me how to sing
Diana172: Kurt who will never stop playing living on a prayer
LuvSein: and the company that assembles the fluer de liberty notebook
Diana172: and 3m for the greatest invention of post its
LuvSein: and the manufactueres of penguin stickers
Diana172: ahh, the playful penguins
LuvSein: the cast and crew of the wave
Diana172: I'd like to thank the italians, for being really weird and quotable
LuvSein: stalin, for looking like pete
Diana172: also, the manufacturers of the chemistry safety video, which still haunts me today
Diana172: everyone who claps for peter burns
LuvSein: lol it does indeed. ralph, for his quiet dignity
Diana172: peter burns for not getting that we're making fun of him when we clap
LuvSein: everyone who shakes the whole school by stomping their feet
LuvSein: peter burns, for thinking its a compliment
Diana172: the little boat whithout which they might never shake the school again
LuvSein: dane and zach, for the constant speculation on the nature of their relationship
LuvSein: wait not zach, alan
LuvSein: sorry zach
Diana172: katie chorpenning for freaking out if you touch her hair
Diana172: lol
Diana172: I was like waa?
Diana172: zach for being really innapropriate all the time
LuvSein: lol yes. as well you might be. little did you know theyre lovers
Diana172: lol
Diana172: kevin hart for being in love with men
LuvSein: frankenstaken, for being born
Diana172: wait no women
Diana172: wait no men
Diana172: brian ghingold for writing that secret society paper
LuvSein: the cast of spartan tv, for fun facts
Diana172: dane for pretending to be smart but we all know he's stupid
LuvSein: howard fox, for his gift of dance and his nickname, the desert fox
Diana172: the cafeteria staff for removing the salt packets but keeping the apples
Diana172: the pest control guys for not spraying for the fruit flies
LuvSein: the entire maintinace crew, for cleaning up salt spills and packets
Diana172: and the penguins
LuvSein: mr faust, for locking us out
LuvSein: and the penguins
Diana172: the french revolution which inspired the moving of our desks to create the arena
Diana172: which was used for ballroom dancing and sacrifices
LuvSein: and ancient rome, for creating gladiator fights
LuvSein: every 80s band ever, esp. bon jovi, for providing the soundtrack to our lives
Diana172: whoever played the christmas rap
LuvSein: that would be me, my friend
Diana172: kwanzaa for not making any sense
Diana172: lol, seriously?
LuvSein: youre welcome
LuvSein: lol yes. oh god, how did i forget kwanzaa?
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: robert, the lead in the wave
Diana172: earth day for inspiring Diana to make tree death scenes on cards
LuvSein: gormans hairdresser
LuvSein: ooh sweet id best be getting one of those. ill make you one too
Diana172: lead paint without which, we might not be surrounded by the same intelligent people
LuvSein: lol yes. the hoyt library, for their part in joes hd project
LuvSein: george visco, for everything
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: mrs morgis's allergy meds
Diana172: mrs morgis's sun glasses
Diana172: the church bells
LuvSein: ah, the church bells.the ugly kid who hit on me once
LuvSein: pirates, for enriching us all so much in general
Diana172: the british
Diana172: for talking funny
LuvSein: especially the cockneys
LuvSein: the swedes, for giving us sven
Diana172: cows for being so tasty
LuvSein: thats for sure. the cafeteria worker who once gave me a pill with my change, starting me out on my drug addiction
LuvSein: my coke delaer
Diana172: lolol
Diana172: I remember when she gave you that pill!
Diana172: that was so funny!
LuvSein: yeah that was amazing
Diana172: what kind of pill was it?
LuvSein: who knows?
Diana172: do you remember what it looked like?
LuvSein: it was orange
Diana172: just orange?
LuvSein: i dont remember. i think
LuvSein: illegal looking lets say
Diana172: hmm
Diana172: I can look it up in my pill book
Diana172: or just bring it to school
Diana172: and we can have a pill line up
LuvSein: sweet please do
Diana172: did you ever tell anyone of authority that you got a pill with your lunch?
LuvSein: nah
LuvSein: it wasnt in my food, just in my change
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: although it brings up disturbing possibilities
Diana172: lol
Diana172: you could have sued the school, come on!
Diana172: it would have been great
Diana172: like... uhm.... this lady gave me an orange pill
LuvSein: yeah. it would have.
Diana172: and I ate it because I thought it was a crouton
LuvSein: it just looked liek a crouton, what can i say
Diana172: now I'm addicted to heroin and I have a rash that extends from my lower back to my ankles
Diana172: the doctor says he has to amputate my legs
LuvSein: now i demand my own jazzy in retribution
Diana172: that's right, I want the scooter that will take me to the grand canyon
LuvSein: and i want special ramps built in the school
LuvSein: and for all caf ladies to undergo drug awareness training
Diana172: lol
LuvSein: we should make a tv movie about this
Diana172: after school special
Diana172: I was a regular girl
Diana172: I went to church
LuvSein: sweet thats what we're doing this week
Diana172: I got good grades
Diana172: and then everything changed
LuvSein: starring me, as me, and you, as the caf lady/drug dealer
Diana172: a cafeteria worker viciously attacked me
LuvSein: lol yes
Diana172: and forced pills down my throat
Diana172: they tasted like stale fish
Diana172: if fish get stale...
LuvSein: or made me think pills were cool, like those little peanut butter things you can buy at the register
Diana172: and I started to vomit
Diana172: so I took the pill I vomited and told my doctor I wanted more
Diana172: I got all my friends to take the orange pills
Diana172: now they're all dead
Diana172: and where am I?
Diana172: I'm a cafeteria worker now
LuvSein: lol YES!!!!!!!!!! thats the twist ending!!!!!!!!
Diana172: passing pills to students who look to me like they could use a pill or two
LuvSein: swwwwweeeeeet
LuvSein: lol ok ive gtg we are writing this before per 5 thsi week or while selling ribbons. ttyl my creative freind
Diana172: k
Diana172: cya
LuvSein: cya. i need to go take my pills... i mean, sleep.
*** end of Tea Time with Kate n' Diana*****
Diana172: she'd be like "why do you hate me, no one likes me I'm going to drown myself in the bathtub"
Styx969: and i'd be like
Styx969: use Mr. Bubbles BITCH
DaneOcoins1: I like to be eccentric though.... as I always said "following the crowd is a sure way to mediocrosy"
Diana172: dane, you define crowd
Diana172: you don't have my fax number
DaneOcoins1: thats what you think
Diana172: yes, just like I don't have the key to your house and I don't watch you sleep every night
DaneOcoins1: lets check the files......... Prichard, Pavlac, Pasoce,...
DaneOcoins1: you see me naked?!?!?!?
Diana172: you sleep naked?
Diana172: I mean... yes
SMC Zero1: im raising my fish to be fine, young cannibals- how is this distressing?
SMC Zero1: the cool part is- they were feeding on the body parts of their fellow fish that were killed by the pump
Diana172: stephen, my friend from florida
DaneOcoins1: ahh
Diana172: I tell him I love him every day, I think it freaks him out
DaneOcoins1: I love you diana
DaneOcoins1: what kind of aww... was that
Diana172: I'm sorry, it wasn't good enough?
DaneOcoins1: no, I was just wondering what tone it was?
Diana172: mocking, I guess
Diana172: yeah, like you're as liberal as they come and I'm in love with bill oreilly
DaneOcoins1: lol
Diana172: and you try to make people think you're smart by the way you dress, and I do the opposite because it's more fun to earn your respect
DaneOcoins1: but I am smart
Diana172: we're honest and the other day, I chased a pepsi can that someone dropped at pricechopper in front of a moving vehicle
Diana172: just so it wouldn't be crushed
Diana172: she didn't even really mean it when she said thanks
DaneOcoins1: I dont screw people over all the time, I havent screw andrew over in a long time, and I dont intend to
Diana172: if I ever became famous, I'd join PETA just so I could make a speech about killing cows and squirrels
Diana172: you stopped screwing andrew?
DaneOcoins1: rephrase that please
Diana172: lol
DaneOcoins1: I am not gay
Paradoxdude (9:00:31 PM): im playing guitar and talking to marcie and thinking about a protest and talking to my mom about how a guy taht was danceing around with a ornge road cone should have been naked
Diana172 (8:59:07 PM): buzz buzz buzz buzz
SMC Zero (8:59:35 PM): concrete mixer?
Diana172 (8:59:50 PM): bumble bee
SMC Zero (9:00:01 PM): ohhhh- damn they always get me on that one
Diana172 (9:00:10 PM): they.... yes they
SMC Zero (9:00:12 PM): i was either thinking that, ,or a mechanical whore
Diana172 (9:00:42 PM): actually, at the beginning, I was trying to be a mechanical whore... but towards the end, I was leaning more toward a bumble bee
(Ok, in this next quote... John stole the "A" from our school sign and there was a picture of it without the A on the internet. ... and yes, he still has the A. Last I heard it was hanging over his bed.)
Diana172 (8:08:21 PM): oh my god
Diana172 (8:08:25 PM): this is hilarous
Diana172 (8:08:31 PM): I spelled that wrong
Diana172 wants to directly connect (8:08:34 PM).
Paradoxdude is now directly connected (8:08:34 PM).
Diana172 (8:08:47 PM): http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/maps/images/Middle/KingMiddle2.jpg
Diana172 (8:09:02 PM): open it!! open it!!
Paradoxdude (8:09:14 PM): when you said oh my god it reminded me of a time when you were late for church and said "OH....MY....WORD!" and hung up the phone
Paradoxdude (8:09:21 PM): hahahahahahaha
Paradoxdude (8:09:23 PM): they fixed it
Diana172 (8:09:28 PM): lol
Diana172 (8:09:32 PM): that's so funny
Paradoxdude (8:09:35 PM): i was there the other day
Paradoxdude (8:09:39 PM): man, the picture sucks too
Diana172 (8:09:42 PM): there's a picture on the web of your destructin
Diana172 (8:09:46 PM): *destruction
SMC Zero (9:01:32 PM): but id imagine if one were to bake a pie of pure high octaine gasoliene, ,it would sound much like that
Paradoxdude (8:13:53 PM): a reuters headline...
Paradoxdude (8:13:53 PM): When Croquet Goes Bad Canadians Wield Mallets
***Welcome to the John and Diana get mad at eachother section of fun*******
Paradoxdude: thats sounds like a made up name for a super consertive
Diana172: get a speller
Diana172: you really drive me nuts
Paradoxdude: conservitive
Diana172: conservative
Diana172:Dixy Lee Ray somewhat confusingly sees environmentalists both as protectors of the status quo and as 'anti-development, anti-progress, anti-technology, anti-business, anti-established institutions, and above all, anti-capitalism' (i.e. 'anti' all things that define the status quo in the United States).
Oxegen, but i also realize that there more to living then surviving
Paradoxdude: and to aviod destroying the forests
Diana172: but i also realize that there more to living then surviving --what? I don't understand
Diana172: don't go spotted owled on me, john. we were having a decent conversation
Diana172 (9:07:08 PM): how does it take the entire rainforest to raise cows?
Paradoxdude (9:07:27 PM): where did it say the entire rainforest?
Diana172 (9:07:39 PM): every 60 seconds...
Paradoxdude (9:08:02 PM): yes, and that is not the entire rainforest
Diana172 (9:08:08 PM): oh yes it is
Diana172 (9:08:14 PM): give it a few months
Diana172 (9:08:22 PM): and you don't have a rainforest
Diana172 (9:08:39 PM): and how long have the fast food industry been around
Paradoxdude (9:08:45 PM): how many acres of rainforest are there?
Diana172 (9:09:20 PM): AND strokes and heart attacks do not happen to everyone who goes and eats a burger for dinner every night
Paradoxdude (9:09:47 PM): it also didnt say that EVERY person that eats there will have one, but it sure as hell isnt good for them
Diana172 (9:09:58 PM): and if they did have a fast food induced heart attack, it would be their own fault
Paradoxdude (9:10:18 PM): yes, their own fault cause they ater too much fast foomn
Diana172 (9:10:19 PM): how many people have fast food induced heart attacks
Paradoxdude (9:10:20 PM): food
Diana172 (9:10:35 PM): and how is that directly related to increases in insurance
Diana172 (9:10:39 PM): because I don't see it
Diana172 (9:10:51 PM): people seem to be living a hell of a lot longer recently
Diana172 (9:10:58 PM): in arguable
Paradoxdude (9:11:25 PM): the more people get sick the more insurancce companies have to charge to keep the same profit margins
Diana172 (9:11:25 PM): do they ask you if you eat burgers when you get insurance?
Paradoxdude (9:11:42 PM): thats irrevelant
Diana172 (9:11:58 PM): well, again, how many people are the victims of fast food induced heart attacks
Diana172 (9:12:03 PM): I really want to know
Paradoxdude (9:13:13 PM): theres no such thing as proof. its all beliefs, and i believe that the world would be alot healthier if we didnt eat fast food
Diana172 (9:27:58 PM): I'm kind of ignoring andrew now by talking to you
Paradoxdude (9:28:31 PM): ok, later
Paradoxdude (9:28:47 PM): *hugs* :-)
Diana172 (9:28:52 PM): cute
Diana172 (10:01:05 PM): I just got back from my orchestra concert...
Diana172 (10:01:13 PM): we were so bad she had to count out loud
Paradoxdude (10:01:19 PM): i just got back from a chours
Paradoxdude (10:01:40 PM): wow, thats no fun
Diana172 (9:22:04 PM): why john, do I sense sarcasm?
Paradoxdude (9:22:30 PM): no, it was mostly nonsense, i wasnt paying attention, im pretty tired
Diana172 (9:22:42 PM): thanks, I love you too
Paradoxdude (8:57:21 PM): running around makeing plans to get the Equpiment to the show were playing in sarasota tomorrow
Diana172 (8:58:06 PM): Equipment is capitalized, otherwise, it would be offensive to all the Equipment out there
Paradoxdude (8:58:34 PM): i was going to type EQ, but changed my mind as that doesnt stand for equipment
Diana172 (8:59:30 PM): and we need a good name
Diana172 (8:59:40 PM): Helen said we should be RATS
Diana172 (9:00:06 PM): even though she doesn't know what exactly RATS would stand for... she just thinks it's funny to compare us to rodents, I guess
Diana172 (9:00:58 PM): so I said we should be PETER
Diana172 (9:01:13 PM): people for the ethical treatment of republicans
Diana172 (9:01:25 PM): even though it would technically be PETR
Paradoxdude (9:01:28 PM): ...
Paradoxdude (9:01:29 PM): yea
Paradoxdude (9:01:33 PM): i was gonna say
Diana172 (9:01:38 PM): it was kind of a joke
Diana172 (9:01:48 PM): we need something to fill in the E
Diana172 (9:01:55 PM): then we could have a mascot
Diana172 (9:01:57 PM): named peter
Diana172 (9:02:06 PM): and all will be well and balanced in the world
Diana172 (9:07:27 PM): corrupt is what you are, anyway
Diana172 (9:07:34 PM): why do I bother debating
Paradoxdude (7:05:52 PM): i have mono
Diana172 (7:06:27 PM): that's because you kissed marcie... and marcie kisses everyone she can find at parties
Diana172 (7:12:19 PM): god, I can't believe how far you're going to make it in life
Diana172 (7:12:27 PM): and how alive you're going to be
Paradoxdude (7:12:37 PM): heh, im just messing with you
Paradoxdude (7:14:00 PM): yea, look how far im going in life...
Paradoxdude (7:14:01 PM): This is to confirm that
JOHN XXXXX (I took out his personal information. ... not that he'd care)
XXXX CXXXXXX DR
BRADENTON FL 34209-3322
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 5/27/2002
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
Paradoxdude (7:14:24 PM): for just 19.95 i can send away for my "marrige kit"
Diana172 (7:14:36 PM): nuh uh
Paradoxdude (7:15:27 PM): i am now able to do any ceremony except circumsision
Diana172 (7:15:57 PM): you can marry people?
Paradoxdude (7:16:28 PM): well, it said that i can in following the laws of my state, which include being 18
Paradoxdude (7:16:32 PM): but once im 18 i can
Diana172 (7:17:01 PM): ok
Diana172 (7:17:10 PM): can you marry yourself?
Diana172 (7:17:19 PM): so me... do you take this woman to be...
Paradoxdude (7:17:45 PM): that i dont know, i wasnt interested enough to read all the fine print
Diana172 (7:18:06 PM): oh
Paradoxdude (7:20:18 PM): so, wanna get married?
Diana172 (7:23:27 PM): remember how I used to make you go out and buy me candy?
Diana172 (7:23:31 PM): like that liquid stuff?
Diana172 (7:23:35 PM): well, I still have some
Diana172 (7:23:36 PM): in the ba
Diana172 (7:23:37 PM): g
Paradoxdude (7:23:40 PM): man that stuff was good
Diana172 (7:23:46 PM): with the receipt, never touched
Diana172 (7:23:53 PM): we also got a movie
Diana172 (7:23:57 PM): it was albertsons
Paradoxdude (7:24:33 PM): remember my anarchy shirt?
Paradoxdude (7:25:02 PM): nothing better then store bought anarchy
Diana172 (7:25:24 PM): i have a pic of you in it
Paradoxdude (7:25:31 PM): yea, from our anniv
Paradoxdude (7:30:52 PM): so... hows elizabeth?
Diana172 (7:31:36 PM): she's starting to run out of oxygen... it'll be any minute now before silence will finally be mine
Paradoxdude (7:33:10 PM): i perfer the piece of cheese on a downhill bound skateboard, that way you dont have to dispose of the body
Paradoxdude (9:05:11 PM): well, im gonna skat about and find some food. you have fun leeching
Diana172 (9:05:31 PM): I live to leech
Diana172 (9:05:33 PM): quote me on that
Paradoxdude (9:09:51 PM): food not ready
Diana172 (9:10:04 PM): right
Paradoxdude (9:10:15 PM): so ill be here for a bit
Diana172 (9:10:26 PM): are you only home to wait for the microwave and sleep?
Paradoxdude (9:10:29 PM): for your ignoreing pleasure
Paradoxdude (9:10:35 PM): no, of course not
Paradoxdude (9:10:37 PM): its the stove
Paradoxdude (9:11:37 PM): its even more fun to type after eating honey winnie the pooh style
Diana172 (9:12:21 PM): do all of the girls who stalk you have to go?
Diana172 (9:13:00 PM): little joke about how no one except phylis-free-the-whales would like you
Paradoxdude (9:13:26 PM): yea, in the words of davids sister, "mono? who would kiss him?"
Diana172 (9:13:51 PM): ouch, that hurts
Paradoxdude (9:14:20 PM): david found my mono very amusing
Diana172 (9:16:31 PM): I wouldn't know anyway, I hang out with geeks
Diana172 (9:16:54 PM): and they all have odd fantasies
Diana172 (9:16:55 PM): about me
Diana172 (9:16:59 PM): I'm their queen
Diana172 (9:17:42 PM): all hail, queen Diana of all of three
Paradoxdude (9:17:52 PM): haha
Diana172 (9:18:05 PM): hey,.. one is the lonliest number
Diana172 (9:18:10 PM): but I...I have three
Paradoxdude (9:18:12 PM): you need four
Diana172 (9:18:16 PM): which is a crowd
Diana172 (9:18:22 PM): an entire crowd, john
Diana172 (9:18:27 PM): ...crowd
Paradoxdude (9:18:29 PM): then they can each take a leg of a chair that you will sit on and carry you around
Paradoxdude (9:18:38 PM): but if you only have three you will be all lopsided
Diana172 (9:18:55 PM): now now, john, they can barely lift themselves
Diana172 (9:18:58 PM): but my stalker kids
Diana172 (9:19:05 PM): they could, I suppose
Diana172 (9:19:13 PM): but I'm very afraid of them (seriously)
Paradoxdude (9:19:21 PM): why?
Diana172 (9:19:49 PM): they all have this horrible "I can't wait to rape you" look when they see me, and they're very large and very much juniors
Paradoxdude (9:20:01 PM): the pen is mightier then the sword. you know that from stabbing people with them
Diana172 (9:20:26 PM): hey, I stand by that method
Diana172 (9:20:41 PM): they wont let you carry guns, so stab the eyes with bics
Diana172 (9:20:52 PM): uniballs, not so much... they're more expensive
Paradoxdude (9:21:04 PM): go for the fountain pen
Diana172 (9:21:07 PM): but what a name
Paradoxdude (9:21:14 PM): right in the eye with a twist
Diana172 (9:21:20 PM): "... he was uniballed by a uniball"
Diana172 (9:35:18 PM): when I say barely... I mean barely
Diana172 (9:35:26 PM): she's stupid, she should just be taken out and shot
Diana172 (9:35:41 PM): or taught now how to farm cattle
Paradoxdude (9:35:47 PM): right
****End of Diana and John get mad at eachother Section of Fun****
****Beginning of Diana chats with Dane section of sometimes fun ... sometimes not fun*****
Diana172 (9:55:56 PM): so what's up?
DaneOcoins1 (9:56:21 PM): your cholesterol
Diana172 (9:56:33 PM): brilliant
DaneOcoins1 (9:56:45 PM): thanks, I always thought I was
Diana172 (9:56:57 PM): well, now... you know
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:00 PM): hes talking to his girlfriend
Diana172 (9:59:10 PM): um... yes?
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:22 PM): yeah, her name is diana
DaneOcoins1 (9:59:28 PM): do yoiu know her
Diana172 (9:59:54 PM): not that well, actually
DaneOcoins1 (10:00:07 PM): i see
DaneOcoins1 (10:00:41 PM): Thats understandable, he never mentions her
Diana172 (10:00:54 PM): yeah, I'm sure he hates her anyway
DaneOcoins1 (10:12:47 PM): Ask Andrew " Is it true what dane said about what you did"... as a joke.. he didnt really do anything
Diana172 (10:13:21 PM): simple things amuse you, but ok
DaneOcoins1 (10:16:43 PM): you hurt me
Diana172 (10:16:54 PM): aww, poor Danish
DaneOcoins1 (8:02:59 PM): what? hmm *is hungry*?
DaneOcoins1 (8:03:09 PM): what does hmm mean
Diana172 (8:03:22 PM): lol, you're so funny
Diana172 (8:03:25 PM): are you serious?
DaneOcoins1 (8:03:59 PM): you dont mean hmmmm... as in the sound you make when you are thinking do you
Diana172 (8:04:14 PM): yeah
DaneOcoins1 (8:04:49 PM): I still dont het Hmm *is Hungry
Diana172 (8:05:09 PM): lol
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:15 PM): really
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:21 PM): explain
DaneOcoins1 (8:05:31 PM): whats helens sn?
Diana172 (8:05:48 PM): I was saying "hmm (<-- noise for thinking) *(<---indicates action) is hungry (<--means "is hungry")*"
DaneOcoins1 (8:13:39 PM): you love to debate
Diana172 (8:13:49 PM): lol, how would you know?
DaneOcoins1 (8:14:15 PM): I can see it in your eyes
DaneOcoins1 (8:15:55 PM): I can tell by the way you confront people, you like to debate.. I like to debate too
Diana172 (8:29:13 PM): you have mr frey 8th, right?
DaneOcoins1 (8:29:46 PM): yup
Diana172 (8:30:02 PM): did he have a post it on his tie that said "mr frey"?
DaneOcoins1 (8:30:35 PM): yea, from ctyco
Diana172 (8:30:45 PM): yay, he kept it on :-)
Diana172 (10:16:48 PM): yeah, so my dad got stuck in atlanta today
Diana172 (10:17:02 PM): he just got in to allentown about 20 minutes ago
DaneOcoins1 (10:17:03 PM): how?
Diana172 (10:17:13 PM): delays
DaneOcoins1 (10:17:33 PM): oh
Diana172 (10:17:54 PM): he kept calling us from the plane, before it took off, and making sarcastic remarks
Diana172 (10:18:02 PM): rather loudly so as to be overheard
Diana172 (9:06:11 PM): how fast do you think things send?
DaneOcoins1 (9:06:35 PM): fast enough to be there already
Diana172 (9:06:49 PM): not really
DaneOcoins1 (9:06:58 PM): well wait for it
Diana172 (9:07:14 PM): yes, it will be the highlight of my weekend
Diana172 (8:43:36 PM): *sighs* good ol' Dane the liar
DaneOcoins1 (8:43:44 PM): lol
Diana172 (8:43:46 PM): that should be your new nickname
DaneOcoins1 (8:43:55 PM): sure
****End of Diana talks to Dane section******
posted by Diana @ 2:38 AM
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