*Going out to eat section*
"75 cents for ice cream?"-Dale
"...I can give you more than a scoop"-Pam (our waitress)

"I got it, I got it!... wait no that's a crumb"-Andrew

"she... you threw it at me with the intent to kill"-Andrew

"I opened a fresh one just for you"-Pam (about the ice cream)
"That must be why it's warm"-Dale

Dale (presenting his bowl to Pam)-"I licked it clean... you don't have to wash it now"

"I was just trying to save her some time"-Dale

"is that sterile?"-Diana
"I don't know... OPEN CUT!"-Dale

"Oh my god, they have Chumbawamba in the juke box!"-Dale

"Those kids wont leave the juke box alone... I think they heard our Chumbawamba plan. Ok, new plan ... we talk about the old plan until they run out of quarters"-Diana

"I thought you meant I lost it... I went crazy and killed everyone"-Helen

"Dale and Pam... sittin in a tree"-Dale/Helen

"Too bad she wasn't in an aerosol can and made of grease..."-Dale (about Pam)

"Instead of a love triangle, we have a love quadrilateral"-Andrew

"Twos Twife"-Diana (wtf?)

"So... we were going to the cafeteria and Helen was being stupid..."-Diana

*Helen, Andrew, and Diana do an Elliot Delborgo drumming*
"...STOP!"-Dale (fetal position)

"Who's Bambi's aunt?"-Dale

"Bibbity boppity..."-Helen
"boo"-Dale

*End of Going out to eat section*

"oh my face... my FACE! My horribly disfigured face!"-Helen

"Joe, are you going to be a reckless driver? I hope so"-Frank

"act like idiots in your own class"-Some teacher
"oh don't worry... we will"-Kate

"the Crimea..."-Mr. Faust
"River?"-Mike

"I sneezed in my shorts"

"We're gettin' down... communist style"-Diana

"Woah... it smells like air in here... what's with that?"-Helen




"She's on the phone"-Dan
"wow, Dan, that was funny in like September"-Kurt

"You'd be on the goat-rape team, you can rape goats"-Kurt

"The kid, seriously, ... even the band kids don't like him"-Kurt
"oh man, that's pretty bad if the band kids wont even hang out with him"-Mike

(commercial for ice cream from about 20 years ago .. seen in Faust's class) "look I got bubblegum! I can blow... *bubbles*!"

"The mockingbird didn't even die though"-Jason

"What did you solve for?"-Mrs. Wills
"NaNO3"-Joe
"Well in that case... it's wrong"-Mrs. Wills
"oh, well how about..."-Joe

"Diana, after reading the quoteblog, I've come to realize that I am the most un-funny person in the world. I look at my quotes and they're not even funny. So from now on, I'm a comedian"-Kate

Johnny-Jump-Up: (n.)-a common and long cultivated European Viola.

"Why don't you get a new one for 99 cents?"-Pascoe
"Why don't you shut up for free?"-Kurt

"Joe likes anything to do with shoes, I swear to god he's a woman"-George

*Kurt papers Diana*
*Diana stares at Kurt*
Kurt (jolly) "I'll get that for you!"
*picks up papers and puts them back on Diana's desk*

"Wow, Mike, that bee really liked you"-Wills
"Mike has that effect on insects"-Kurt

"What if you dye your skin yellow with daffodils?"-Katie
"How long do you think it would take to rub the color on yourself?"-Katie
"I don't know but it would take a whole lotta daffodils, ... we should ask Mrs. Morgis"-Helen
"Mrs. Morgis, how many daffodils would it take to dye yourself yellow? ... let's find out... a-one... a-two-oo..."-Diana

"you have to try out killer cookies, they're do die for"-Jess

*NHS section*

"So, plan of action for walking across the stage"-Diana
"Take the envelope with your left hand, then shake with your right"-Helen
"Ahh yes, the infamous take-n-shake"-Diana

*end of NHS secton* (there will be more... I just can't find them...)

*scott chalks me*
"There is a fag you are"-Diana

"Dan you have something on your face"-Helen
"There is messy you are"-Diana
"You should talk like that from now on"-Kate

"Seriously, I'm just waiting for a guy to walk up to me and say 'there is beautiful you are' "-Kate

"Can I see the quotebook since you never update anymore?"-Frank
"I updated one last night"-Diana
"Yeah that was stupid"-Frank

*flashes his wallet*
"I'm officer Randy"-Randy
*Grabs Raph*
"spread your legs....... cooperate!"-Randy
*slams Raph into a wall*
"I don't want to do this... just cooperate, I'm your friend"-Randy

"How many is a couple?"-Gorman
"The sophomore party... wait no that might be one"-Fausty

"is that a ham?"-Helen (commenting on a picture that was supposedly a bunch of countries)
"Seriously, it looks like a ham with a cape"-Helen

"So there are four people in china and four people in India for every american"-Faust
"Yeah, we gotta do somethin about that"-Joe
"Ladies and gentlemen, the future leader of America"

"Lenin is the father of Communism"-Russia
"No he isn't"-China
"Yes he is"-Russia
"No he isn't!"-China

"Those three papers that everyone picked up before I even told them to..."-Faust

"none of you did anything historical... except for those kids who got kicked out of the National Historical Society... I've never heard of anyone getting kicked out of a volunteer job..."-Faust

"Didn't they set off the fire alarm and bust some pipes?"-Gorman
"...that and eliminating the year 2002 from the historical databases"-Faust
"They were also smashing buns into each other's heads... bun smashing"--Faust

Diana172: say something
StYx969: i did
StYx969: something..muahah..genius

"This class... is at the very bottom... you can think of yourselves as either the foundation... or the pit... either way it's bad"-Faust

"We're all going to live in the same apartment when we grow up"
"You're all going to live together? Yeah that will work"-Faust"
"you can come and visit us... we'll move in right next door"
"I'll just come over and bury some explosives under your house and..."-Faust

"Mr. Faust said he's going to kill us"
"Not kill... just.... well..."-Faust

"Living together... you'll all be covered in chalk... with salt in your eyes... there'd be fruit flies everywhere"-Faust
"The floor will be slightly sloped towards the center where there will be a big hole"-Diana
"You'll have to elect one person to get a job-"-Faust
"Raph"-Everyone
"And then when they get a real job, quit and collect unemployment... it's a strategy"-Faust

"if you have a page and a half written... don't give me six lines of mindless dribble"-Faust
"What if we have a page and a half of mindless dribble?"-Kurt

"Mr. Faust should start a cult and we can all join it"-Kurt
"You stay away from me, Mattes, you're scary"-Faust
"The leader insulted me... he likes me better"-Kurt