spikesofsilver: :-( i've told you before
spikesofsilver: maybe you weren't listening
Diana172: nuh uh... well... yeah

Diana172: you learn to get over it
Diana172: and just keep thinking about how one day she'll die and you'll be at her funeral
Diana172: in bright red
spikesofsilver: lol
Diana172: and the world will make sense again

"How do you spell anonymous?"-Mr. L
"Anon."-Mike

"You're not bigger than my wife, but you're worse... in fact, I'd say she's about three of you"-Mr. L

"What I liked about the article was that it says nothing about Joe Shock whatsoever."-Mr. Faust

"My homeroom makes sure to face the other way when Spartan TV comes on"-Faust

"They prefer to watch the Munsters, which happens to be on then"-Faust
"First thing I see this morning... grandpa flying across the screen"-Faust
"Marilyn is the freak of the family"-Faust

"Unfortunately, I can't tie Erwin Rommel in with the munsters"-Mr. Faust

"I spelled Africa wrong, I spelled Arfrica"-Kurt
"No one can read it anyway"-Helen

StYx969: banana rhymes wif Diana
Diana172: so does Tiana
StYx969: and Saddam
Diana172: and green
StYx969: and cum
Diana172: and ...wait what?

"Doug only has one arm, either he's like the manakin over there, or he was injured in the war"-Faust

spikesofsilver: when you say just blog...i just think of how you fake throwing up sometimes
Diana172: ?
spikesofsilver: just the sound of the word blog reminds me of how you do that sometimes..."what if i threw up on you like this?"
Diana172: lol

"Yo, I really need my Geometry homework... it was in my books, but they took multiple trips down the stairs"-Gorman
"That's right, you guys just keep on telling them to book me, just LAAUGH it up... that's right"--Gorman

"First salt, now chalk"-Dan
"Don't forget sugar"-Diana

"good kids, good kids... I have to keep telling myself that or I forget"-Faust

"This is a good weapon"-Frank

Diana172: I love amish
Diana172: and they love me
Diana172: it's sick really
StYx969: yeah...you have like..mid 40's sex..and then you go to hell

"Are you hiding stuff in that fake cast?"-Faust
"You never know"-Joe

"But I don't want to be a stooge"-Frank
"You just can't help it"-Faust

"Does anyone know the meaning of the word Siege"-Faust
"Siege"-Kurt
"Siege 2"-Mike
"Good movie"-Kurt
"...o...k...."-Faust

"No such things as decimals in Geometry and there's no such thing as fractions in Chemistry, what are you doing to me?"-Diana

"Brain Ghingold, he's the fun fact kid"-Mr. Faust
"oh my god, I thought he said 'Brian Ghingold, he's the fun fat kid"-Diana

"He is a fun fat kid"-Diana
"Minus the fun"-Helen

"I'm hungry... feed me"-Diana
"I have oreos"-Helen
"I'm too good for your oreos"-Diana
"and when I'm sitting eating oreos in orchestra, you'll be like 'I wish I had Helen's oreos' "-Helen

"Spartan TV is sponsored by the Ghingold family"

"Lower or a riend?"-Diana

"you should be ashamed of yourself, booking a cripple"-Jason

"I thought it was funny"-Diana
"Well you thought wrong"-Kate

"You're looking very pretty today"-Jason
"..."-Katie

"I have a crush on Tess"-Jason
"I think you're making Kate jealous"-Helen

"Tess is the nicest girl I know"-Jason
"You don't even know Tess"-Kate
"I don't stalk her though"-Jason

"I wasn't asking for your permission, I was telling you what I'm going to do"-Mr. L

"I can't wait for college"-Kristin
"Yeah if you get in"-Kurt

*Beginning of Dan took my seat in the hallway so he suffered a whole bunch section*

"I have the vertex of the wall digging into my back!"-Dan

"you probably have a couple of playful penguins on your back now too"-Katie

"It's a danwich!"-Dan

"It went down her shirt, the gum wrapper"

"It's like being born again, Katie, HELP ME OUT!"-Dan
"I'm not going to help you, ... I'm going to throw things at you"-Katie
"What? ... hey oww!"-Dan

"Shouldn't have taken my spot"-Diana
"I'll give it back!"-Dan
"Too late now"-Diana

"Seriously, this hurts really badly"-Dan

"Let me out of here"-Dan
*Grunt* "oww"-Dan

"Can I tie your shoelaces into knots?"-Katie (as she grabs his shoe)
"NO! I've got plenty of control of that leg!"-Dan
"Hear that? He said yes"--Diana
"STOP IT STOP IT" Katie

"Dan, come on, you're smushed between two beautiful women"-Diana
"No, Diana, you're not conceited"-Dan

"I'm seriously in pain right now"-Dan
"Really? Because I'm fine"-Diana
"No, my left side is fine... it's the Helen side that hurts"-Dan
"Helen is bony"-Katie

"Kate, do I have any penguins on my back?"-Diana
"...yes"-Kate

"Didn't Frank take my seat once?... oh but that was the day he smelled bad so we couldn't do anything about it"-Diana

"What do you think they janitors will do when they find the penguin death scene"
"Some of their bodies fell off so we stuck them back on under their heads"-Diana

*End of Dan took my seat in the hallway so he suffered a whole bunch section*

"We're not techinically booking him... we're just setting him up to book himself"-Diana
"We didn't actually set it up that time, it was just a happy coincidence"-Helen

"What is the definition of a hero?... no a hero is not a hoagie"-Fausty
"a sandwich of heroic size"-Frank

"people were coming up to me and saying 'hey, you have a nice project there'"-Frank
"Frank, that was your dad"-Joe

"Any questions?"-Faust
"What do you put on a hero?"--Frank
"Frank... what are you doing?"-Helen
"It's itchy"-Frank

"It was a story long ago of a little red haired boy..."-Faust
"At least we think it was a boy"-Kurt

"That was a great review you got ...'Great topic...has no knowledge of topic' "-Faust

"They reccomended you get rid of the dolls"-Faust

"It's getting warm, I can smell the roof"-Fausty

"Outside, it's a sea of stickies"-Faust
"Why whatever are you talking about?"-Diana

"You'll get an H, which is even lower than an F... and you can march down the halls and proudly declare 'I got an H!' "-Fausty

"You're the rat, Miss Sally's Mustangs"-Faust

"He had the bubonic plague"-Faust
"SARS?-Mike
"You have what they call popcorn intelligence"-Faust

"And they had to amputate both of his legs and when his wife saw him once he woke up from the coma.... she had to tell him it was 2003"-Faust
"What did they do with the legs?"-Diana

"Dane, are you gay or something?"-Jason
"Seriously"-Mike

"Oh Kate, who is this hot girl in the picture? Is it Tess? It kind of looks like Tess"-Jason (looking at a picture of Kate)

"I'll bring in a prom picture if you want one"-Kate
"No, I'll get jealous if she's with another man"-Jason
"You could paste your head on the guy"-Kate

"Hey kate, you are pretty hot"-Diana

"Denied"-Woj
" (*stunned silence*) "-Diana

*Booking Fun Section*

"I had a little adventure today!"-Quotebook
(it got thrown down the stairs by Randy)

"That's right, take the walk of shame"-Frank
(as we descend the stairs to retrieve the quotebook)

"When we get the quote book... that's going in"-Diana

"Where's my notebook?"-Helen
"It's under the water fountain"-Dan
*mouths* "go get it"-Helen
"GO GET IT"-Helen
*pushes dan*

*End of Booking Fun Section*

"if I have to tell you to be quiet one more time I swear to god..."-Teacher next door (heard through the wall during class)

*Faust holds up a picture of an atomic bomb*
"were they actually that size?"-Kurt
"They're like nerf balls"-Frank
"Watch me as I throw this atomic bomb across two football fields"
"We MIRVed the first rocket-Faust

"This is a map, kids"-Faust
"mmmmm-mmap"-Frank


"Firestorm"-Faust
"Good movie"-Mike
"Bad tires"-Frank

"Joe Shock, get your junk out of my drawer"-Faust
"I almost said 'get your junk out of my drawers,' which would have been bad"-Faust

"if it were up to me, I wouldn't wear pants"-Frank

StYx969: the quote book is god...

"It took me 20 minutes to get off the floor this morning, and that was with 4 students helping me... I was floundering around like a whale"-Mr. L


"I'm not going to write my own epitaph, when I die, I'm going to have someone write me something whimsical"-Diana

"What"-Mrs. Wills
"My lab partner's not here"-Joe
"You had to interrupt me to say that?"-Mrs. Wills
"It's kind of important"-Joe

StYx969: 3 out 4 doctors prefer me in pyjamas

"I've been flowered"-Diana

"Kurts working with girls"--Mike
"What kind of girls"-- (kurt imitating his mother)
"BORING GIRLS!"-Kurt