*beginning of Caesar (is fun but not that fun) of fun section*

"see, this is what makes me get up and take a little walk... when people start shouting 'DO IT! Punch her!"-Mrs. Morgis

"We are now driving through historic Plymouth... if you'll look with me to your left, you will see a bar ... and to your right... a bar"-Kurt

"I have a visual on Mr. Faust"-Kurt (once we get off the bus)

"This is Diana's... theme song"-Kate (singing)
"I'm seriously going to make you a theme song"-Kate

"Oh... my god"-Kate

"it's two and a half hours long... have you ever spent two and a half hours with me?"-Zach

"I am from Yu-gi-oh, and I am someone with stupid ass hair"-Zach (animating Helen's anime keychains)

"it's FAUST!"
"I want him to sit with me... on my lap and I'll be like ooooohhhhhh mr. Faust"-Zach

"Look at me, I'm nearly naked!"-Zach

"We're going to have a rave ok Diana?"-Zach

"Zach and I are having a rave"-Diana
"Do you want to join?"-Zach
"I'll be the trumpet"-Pascoe
"...yes"-Diana

"I always thought it was Julia Caesar"

"The crust melts in your mouth... and that's not good"-Diana
"There's crust?"-Laura

"What the hell? Why do they have a computer?"-Helen
"Wait... how are they killing people with the computer?"-Helen
" E 5"-Diana
"You sunk my cassius... you bastard!"-Andrew

"Apparently, when you die you spin around in a circle for all eternity"-Diana

"Ahh yes, those Shakespearean helicopters"-Diana
"Yeah"-Andrew
" 'Dammit, I'm gonna kill Da Vinci' "-Diana

"Oh my god, why is Caesar taking his clothes off?"-Helen
"There go his pants..."
"Shakespeare wanted it this way"-Diana

"Zach, I just typed your name into my computer""-Scotty
"Start spinning"

"When I'm spinning, I'll type your name into the computer with my head"-Kate

"Let's see, who should we save?"-Helen
"Julius Caesar"-Katie

"His name is Phoenix Blue"-Diana
"No, I'm sure that's just a joke... or maybe it's not"-Mrs. Morgis

"I think this is going to be a really bad production"-Helen

"it may not be funny, but it's relevant"-Diana

"Time for breakfast"-Helen (as lights dim)

"This better be a musical"-Kate

"talk about they have way too much money"-sane kid(?)

"I am no true man"-Casca
"he's a woman"-Andrew

"Publius"-Brutus
"I don't know, they just started talking about this poopius guy"-Kid behind us

"Sad to say, but this tastes like actual italian pizza... it sucks"-Helen

"prepare to be pepper corned"-Diana

"Ten bucks says he doesn't notice"

"It's like when people poison drinks... 'drink it'... 'but I'm not thirsty' 'DRINK IT!' "

"Drink me"
"They'll fall for that"-Katie

StYx969: we need Phoenix quotes
StYx969: PHOENIX IS GOD!
StYx969: but then again

"Oh my god, they spilled some of it"-Diana
"quarantine the area!"-Zach

"I'm a pterodactyl"-Zach

*end of Caesar fun and the beginning of Andrew quoting strange things I've asked him over our relationship section*

spikesofsilver: "what if i died right then, and you're like 'you're not dead...get up'...what would you do?"
spikesofsilver: "what would you do if you found my head on the counter, and you found out that you ate me?"
spikesofsilver: "if i found out that i ate you, i'd crap in a hole and have a little funeral"

spikesofsilver: "what if you suffocated me while treating me for shock?"
spikesofsilver: "what if i were dead just then?...'well, you couldn't be, because you said 'i'm dead'...yeah, but what if i said that when i was dead?"

spikesofsilver: "what if someone threatened to kill you unless you ate me? what would you do?"
spikesofsilver: "i would feel bad, but i'd eat you if somone was going to kill me"
spikesofsilver: "i'd freak out if i saw your head on a counter and found out that i ate you"
spikesofsilver: "if you had the choice between pooing me in a hole and having a little memorial for me, or never going again because you'd be losing the only part you had of me, what would you do?"

*end of andrew quoting me section*

StYx969: the downside of picking your nose and eating it..is sometimes you eat your nose hair
StYx969: and that's gross