"I'm going home because I told my dad I have to go to the bathroom"-Randy

"You have to memorize the quotebook for discussion purposes"-Helen

"Kurt!"-Diana
"Get out of my box!"-Kurt
"You're in MY box"-Diana

"...you guys have the same box?"-Helen

"It's pronounced fruit, like I am fruit"-Zach

"I have one of your rings at home, I stole it from you"-Helen

"Are you going to be at practice?"-Diana
"Tennis"-Dan
"Tetanus?"-Diana
"Tetris?"-Helen

"Owen's just like me, a loser"-Kurt

"Mike, who do you like better... Kurt or Kurt's mom?"-Diana
"Kurt's mom"-Mike

"Kurt, who do you like better? Satan or your mom?"-Diana
"Trick question, they're the same person"-Kurt

"Mr. Faust or yourself?"-Diana
"Faust"-Kurt
"Frey or faust?"-Diana
"Frey"-Mike

"Who do you like better Smeagol or Gollum?"-Kurt

"It's secretaries day... there should be a student's day"-Diana
"Everyday is Student's Day"-Mr. Sabia

"Didn't think I was listening, did ya?"-Mr. Sabia

"Ok, then... the last Friday in April is Student's Day"-Helen

"Who do you like better? Doug or the boat?"-Diana
"Well, we try to destroy both"-Mike

"What? I'm gaining weight"-Katie
"Katie, you're so lucky"-Diana
"God, Diana, you're so skinny it sickening"
"I don't know how I do it, ... I mean all I do is eat"-Diana
"Diana, you're like the anti fat,... I need a Diana in me"-Katie
"I'm going to do my chem project on you"-Laura

"My watch is back and working for chorus... then I take it off and it sleeps in my pocket all night"-Kurt

"Did you just use barbie dolls in your history day project so you could play with them?"

"You know those flies that Mike brought in? Well one year this kid brought in a potato and it sat there for three months and we realized that it had an airforce"-Mr. Faust

"The kids would come in and poke at the potato"-Mr. Faust

"Touch the potato... it is your leader"-Frank

"you watch them... they fly over the orange carpet and they disappear... they're stealth fliers"-Fausty

"And you say we're worse?"-Doug
"Oh, by far"-Faust

"S-trucks"-Faust
"Super?"--Doug
"Scandalous"-Diana

"a golden... a golden-"-Faust
"Goose?"--Joe


Diana172: I need a puppy, who cares about the pizza
Diana172: it's all about the puppy
spikesofsilver: well, i'm screwed
spikesofsilver: hey wait
Diana172: and you
Diana172: but mostly the puppy

"Lots of lies"-Faust
"Truthful lies"-Doug

"Brausbad, anyone know what that means?.... it means shower"-Faust
"Kurt, you need a brausbad"-Joe

*Kurt stole quote book and started making up quotes section*
"I'm stupid"-Diana
"My butt smells"-Frank
*end of Kurt stole quote book and started making up quotes section*

"Kurt what are you doing to the quotebook?!"-Diana
"You said something"-Kurt

"Kurt, did he really say that?"-Diana
"Frank, say 'my butt smells' "-Kurt
"My butt smells"-Frank

"Did Kate give you a Harry Mattern shirt?"-Diana
"No, she doesn't have any big enough"-Kurt

*Crazy chemistry video of fun section*

"I cannot continue to knit your scarf until I have more pink yarn... I am limited"-old lady in movie
"Grandma, you're so stupid"-Diana

"Oh god, this hurts"-Zach (about watching the movie)

"is that a snake?"-Diana
"it's a worm"-Helen
"why does it make monkey sounds?"-Diana

"and granny, just for the hell of it..."-movie
"Woah"-Joe

"God, grandma, stop crying"-Diana

"beat her with your cane"-Diana

"remember the cookies?"-Movie
"I only learn stuff if it's in cookie format..."-Diana

*end of crazy chemistry video section*

"Hey, Mrs. Wills... your flowers are looking nice"
"Thanks, I'm very proud of them"-Wills

"Urge to gloat rising"-Kurt
*pencils Kurt*
"Lowering"-Kurt

"Blah blah blah, phoenix blue sucks blah blah blah I heart Diana... that's what my report says"-Zach

"What's the excess"-Mrs. Wills
"Pot loaf"-Kurt
"pot holes?"-Wills
"meat loaf?"

"and then?"-Diana
"no and then"-Kurt
"and THEN?!"-Diana

"I'll beat up Katie, who does she think she is?"-Helen
"Then beat up Jason Frank... he's a cripple"-Diana

"I was absent 10 times last marking period"-Mike
"We had 10 tests last marking period?"-Diana

"I should have gotten a 4.0"-Pascoe
"Yeah, and I'm a size 6"-Kurt

"Was it you who saved my life?"-Helen
"If I was then I want it back"-Katie

"hell this... hel-en"-Dan

"What's with charity? They expect you to give them stuff and you don't get anything back"-Kurt

"Didn't you read the label? Not good for small children"-Fausty
"Kids just put anything in their mouths"-Faust
"I saw something I've never seen before ... Kurt choking on his watch"-Faust

"the word 'naked' is in this paper"-Joe
"good, well when you see that word go 'hehehe' "-Fausty

"It's not a swingline"
"it's a GBD Bates"-Fausty

"was it you who saved my life?"
"no, you little brat, I told you.. I have mad cow disease"-Diana

"I have that"-Doug
"An inherent disease?"-Fausty

"alcohol...ism, that means can't go to work; too drunk"-Faust

"oh crack whore"-Diana
"I thought you were going to say crack addict"-Helen

"It's like going up to the ASPCA and watching them gas the dogs"-Faust

"For the allied troops it was a shock... a real shock... a joe shock"-Fausty
"Shock"-everyone

"ok, pick something you guys think you need to practice"
"we need to practice leaving"-Dale

"aaah! The crucifix! It burns my hand!"-Katie

"eww... dan in a muscle shirt"-Katie

"who doesn't like Howard? Everyone loves Howard... he called me a fat cow and I still love him"-Kate

"ohhh, I remember that... he told you he hated your haircut too"-Carolyn
"...hey... he did... and my hair is still the same way!.... hey!"-Kate

"The middle child is the best part, Kate, like an oreo... that's you"-Dan
"I'm a middle child"-Carolyn
"The middle can also be the worst part"-Dan

"period 2 study hall... these kids lit a table on fire"-Carolyn

"There was a fight at the tennis match?"-Diana
"Oh yeah, the tennis games get pretty brutal"-Helen

"I wish we would have a fight at our tennis games"-Helen
"I'll go to your next game and start shouting threats and you guys cam come up and kick my ass... we'll draw in a huge crowd... a spectator sport!"-Diana

"Tennis... the new hockey"-Diana

"Mike, I'm carrying your forks for you, and you booked me?"-Helen

"Mr. Faust, do you mind if I take doug outside"-Frank
"Your lovelife is your business"-Fausty

"Mrs. Wills... I challenge you to an honorary shot"-Zach
"no no no"-Mrs. Wills
"If I get it all over my dress you'll have to..... pay the dry cleaning bills"-Mrs. Wills
"She was going to say wipe it off"-Diana
"lick it off"-Kate

"Diana? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?.... cup game"-Helen

"Yes! First time I've ever won at the cup game!"-Diana
*Helen and I high five*
"oww, that really hurt

"Whee, cup game in the chem lab"--Diana

"I have to give the bowls back to the cafeteria"-Mrs. Wills
"the cafeteria? No wonder I feel sick"-Zach

"it couldn't have been the 2-liter you just downed"-Diana

Weight of Diana's cup: 5.72g
Weight of Helen's cup: 5.80g
Weight of both cups at once:11.54g

"oooh, you have the fatty cup"-Diana
"I have the muscular cup, your cup needs to work out"-Helen

"Take the cookies to your art class"-Mrs. Wills
"Mrs. Wills you subbed for that class once"-Helen
".........oh... those kids... I could have drugged them all, they're psychotic"-Mrs. Wills

"I've had some psychotic classes but..."-Mrs. Wills

"oh my god! That guy's helmet flew off!"-Diana
"See what you do to people?"-Susan

"He was in a mad fury to take it off to honor my presence"-Diana

*Diana talks to 1-800-Gateway of (not so much) fun section*

"May I have your serial number?"-Guy on phone
"Yeah whatever, you always bring up the wrong one anyway"-Diana (mumbling)
"What was that?"-Guy on phone
"I said 'sure, you're entitled to have it straight away' "-Diana

"Ok, I see you have a p166"-Guy on phone
".... "-Diana (in fury, and a little smirk on her face too because she was so right)
"and-"-Guy on phone
"no... that would be the old one..."-Diana
"I have here that you have a-"
"no... which one did you choose? Because it would seem to me that you should choose the one you shipped out LAST and not FIRST"-Diana
"...oh"-Guy on phone
"I see you don't have many return customers"-Diana

"uhm... what seems to be the problem?"-Guy on phone
"I just told you"-Diana
"Right, well go to-"-Guy on phone
"no... I will not. I already know what the problem is"-Diana
"Then..."-Guy on phone
"Because my dad does not believe that the modem driver can cause the computer to turn itself on and off at whim... so I'm calling you"-Diana
"oh well that is a known problem... and uh..."-Guy on phone
"then why don't you put the phone down and go talk to your supervisor about fed-exing me the known solution"-Diana

(later that night's discussion about how stupid the people at Gateway are)

"You can't be from tech support, you're not an Indian"-My Dad

"hah, this is what the little script says that sits in front of them 'Hello, this 1-800-Gateway. What's your problem? (never listen to the problem, use this time to catch up on some serious pong) ... yes I can take care of that... go to run, msconfig, ... ok you there? ... ok now delete ... EVERYTHING"-Diana