********MUSICAL QUOTES**********



"Noah, don't act so disoriented when you come out"--Mrs. Keeting
"But you said I should be distracted by the naked women running in the woods"--Noah



"The first act is horrible... you sound good later, but people might be gone by then"--Mr. K



"Get a room... three guys and one girl"--Cello Buddy



"Want some of our meningitis juice?"--Jess



"Waaaah.........WAAAAAAAAAH.... who am I crying to? I sound like an insane person! waaah!"--Kyle



***Sleeptite Tempo di Beer Garden***

"Giving them Kazoos was wrong"--Jess



"What's the point of this? This is what makes it three and a half hours long"--Cello Buddy


**/sleeptite Tempo di Beer Garden***


"Is that a knife? It's so wide and flat.... he's going to spackle"--Diana



*claps for Dan*--Mrs. K
"Thanks, Mrs. K... SHE loves me"--Dan



"it's like a matrix effect right in the middle of it"--John (on the extreme amount of time between when Noah "throws" the knife and when it "hits" the board



*Jess, Helen, and Diana hold hands*
"Hey, Jess, You complete my circuit"--Diana



"I'm gonna have to turn my hearing aid down... I'm the resident nurse, I'll slit your throat"--Mary Rose



"why was there tape on your hand?"--Dan




"What's that supposed to mean?"--Cello Buddy
"That you like to 'collect stamps' "--Diana




"WHAT'S THAT NOISE?"--Kyle
"IT'S THE UNION PARADE! THEY'RE HAVING A ..... parade!"--Megan



"The invisible man throws invisible knives"--Cello buddy



*mrs. K coughs*
"oh no, you killed her"--Sarah


"Oh no, I'll have to go to the pound to get another wife"--Mr. k



"the... wife pound"--Mr. K



Mr K as he's leading me through a group of band kids: "Follow me... don't touch the girl"


"See? Physics doesn't work!"--Mr. K



"You'll look like the holy spirit with the light coming off of you"--Sarah


"No saying down with ladies' pants"--Mrs. Bauer
"...up with ladies pants?"--Dan


"off with ladies' pants"--Mrs. Keeting



"I don't want to talk small talk now that I'm with you"--Kerry
"Kerry, I feel the same way"--Diana


"It's a bold party bag... I feel bold"--Mr. K



"That's why you play the cello, Diana, so you can spread your legs"--Jess
"feel the vibration"--Sarah




"Dear god, you're not well"--Mr. K




"I'm bleeding"--Cello Buddy
"From that song?"--Diana
"Internally, I can feel it"--Cello Buddy




*john's hair catches on fire*
"oww... I' fine... I think I lost some hair though"--John



"booyy I wish I still hadd my haairr"--John *singing*



(Some kids from outside the school were using the crew's frequency and saying obscene things)
*Mrs. Bauer takes the walkie talkie*
"Hello? This is Mrs. Bauer and I will get you"



"Have you ever hopped over a boosh? It's a traditional pastime in my land"--Cello Buddy



"I don't think it's a good idea to have religious stuff in the musical"--Mrs. Bauer
*pretends to be Jesus*--Dan


"aha! My coefficient of friction is greater than yours"--Diana
"I thought you said your coke addiction"--Helen
"Well we both know that"--Diana



"Danny? Danny? ... this is God... I didn't like that little joke you made about Jesus before"--Mysterious voice



"My trips are *always* dirty"--Cello Buddy


"Some of the buttons aint been sown on too good"--Dan
*picks a button up off of the floor, holds it up*--Cello Buddy



"What should they say instead of 'teenage sex orgy'... for the 5th grade show"--John
"Teenage 5th grade sex orgy"--Mrs. Bauer


"uh... ok"


"I'm deaf in my left ear"--Kerry



"Diana! You're making my ears bleed"--Helen



"Action figure Mr. K ... piano sold separately"--Cello Buddy



"Helen dropped a chocolate chip into her violin"--Jess
*sighs* "Only in Highschool pit"--Mr. K

"It went past the G-string and into the F-hole"--Carolyn


"Don't go licking sick people... sure that's easy to say, but you're in highschool and you'll do it"--Mr. K
"Mrs. K, are you sick?"--Dan



"I found out in high school pit that if you belch into a saxophone you can drop the pitch an entire third"--Mr. K

"It instantly transposes things"--Mr. K



"Well vitamin to you too, did you vitamin today?"--Diana
"Well you should know"--Jess


"You mean someone ordered 13 pizzas under your name? That's AWESOME!... I mean... that's awful"--Carolyn




*Mr. K's keyboard makes crazy noises*
"Sorry, aliens... sorry...."--Mr. K
*everyone looks at him*
"Well.. it's gassy"--Mr. K



"What's wrong with you? you're acting normal"--Cello Buddy (to me)


"You're always so sad, you're like my melancholy friend"--Diana
"Metrosexual"--Cello Buddy
"My melancholy metrosexual"--Diana



"It's poison"--Cello Buddy


"I think about you every night"--Diana
"When I think about you, I touch myself"--Jess
"Cuando yo pienso de usted, Me toco"--Diana





"I love this song... because your hand gets all red and bloody and you just want to stop... but you can't"--Cello Buddy



"Wot time is it?"--Helen
"6:22... welcome to 'ell... 'ELL!"--Diana



"Helen! I spilled cherry powder into my cello"--Diana



"My tummy hurts"--Diana
"My butt hurts"--Cello Buddy




"We're on stand by"--Cello Buddy



"Mr. K, I heart you"--Diana
"oh... not when my wife's here"--Mr. K




*looks horrified* "Why is my hand wet?"--Cello Buddy




"What are you people on? I thought I was drunk"--Cello Buddy




"haha, that's that note we never play... look! another one we don't play... and another!"--Diana



"What are you doing throwing knives around! This is not a kitchen! I don't see any chicken!"--Kyle




"I'll put my cigarette out on your coat"--Mary Rose



*throws knife into the stage*--Noah




"All these girls want to rape me"--John