PurpleHelKat: also! my teacher was telling us about the metro in tokyo
PurpleHelKat: they have professional people to push people into the cars because they get so crowded
PurpleHelKat: and she told us one time, she got pushed in with a bunch of people, so tight, that she wasn't touching the floor!!


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