DrgnRy4: a lady submitted my name for customer appreciation today

DrgnRy4: and i got a free soda too

DrgnRy4: honestly it was the best tasting soda ever
DrgnRy4: maybe it was the hard work
 

DrgnRy4: maybe it was because it was the only thing i had to drink after getting carts for an hour
Diana172: maybe
DrgnRy4: possibilities are endless

 

 

 

Diana172: lead a quadruple life
DrgnRy4: why not go quintuple while your at it
DrgnRy4: or octuple
DrgnRy4: go octuple just cause it's fun to say

 

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: actually in probability, a k-tuple would be like any number
DrgnRy4: you live k-tuple number of lives

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: i learned that in sociology
Diana172: lol, sweet
DrgnRy4: hurray for college
DrgnRy4: cause knowledge is power, *jump in air with rainbow lettering coming from behind*

 

 

DrgnRy4: i been playing tales of symphonia for a while
DrgnRy4: you know what's cool about that game, and you'd appreciate it
DrgnRy4: the plot point where you find out the church you were working for and the organization you were fighting against were the same

 

 

DrgnRy4: well I'm sure the court would understand the
DrgnRy4: then
Diana172: yeah
Diana172: I think they would too
Diana172: I see myself as getting some sort of secret prize money from the government as well
Diana172: "thank you for doing what we could not do ourselves... love, the government"

 

 

 

DrgnRy4:  you know what's slighty annoying
Diana172: hum?
DrgnRy4: when relatives come over they still ask "how's Diana doing"

 

 

 

Diana172: she's dead
DrgnRy4: yea, i killed her
DrgnRy4: axe to the head
Diana172: the bitch

 

 

Diana172: act like I never existed
Diana172: like ...diana..w..what are you talking about
Diana172: are you ok?
Diana172: I think you need to sit down, grandpa

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: sorry had to fart
Diana172: you had to leave the computer to do so?
DrgnRy4: nope just had to concentrate
Diana172: lol
DrgnRy4: it's a difficult process
DrgnRy4: like defusing a bomb
Diana172: I guess
DrgnRy4: one false release and boom
DrgnRy4: shit in your pants

 

 

 

Diana172: you don't count [as being a boy]
DrgnRy4: thanks, just ruin my masculinity
Diana172: sorry, love, but you knit
Diana172: girl by association

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: i don't knit anymore
Diana172: lol
DrgnRy4: as i drop my knitting
DrgnRy4: crying as the stitches fall

 

 

 

Diana172: does your mom know you rent hentai?
DrgnRy4: no of course not
Diana172: god does
DrgnRy4: god is dead

 

 

DrgnRy4: well sorry, but video games are vital to me

DrgnRy4: my essence so to speak, my ambrosia of the gods if you will

 

 

DrgnRy4: in fact i will probably only find true love when i find someone i would sacrifice my video games with
DrgnRy4: or someone who loves them as deeply as i

 

 

DrgnRy4: yea it's not the who would you save in the fire
DrgnRy4: it's rather we'd both die protecting what we love

 

 

DrgnRy4: yep that's the relationship i want
Diana172: go to match.com

DrgnRy4: dear match.com, is there someone out there who would give themselves fully to video games
DrgnRy4: and by fully i mean sexually

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: and by sexually i mean
DrgnRy4: me

 

 

DrgnRy4: i wish i could marry for money
DrgnRy4: so rich hot woman who buys me video games

 

 

 

DrgnRy4: it's funny i think we get along better now that we aren't dating
Diana172: cha, we sucked together

DrgnRy4: i blame Russell
Diana172: me too
Diana172: let's kill him
DrgnRy4: have a cross burning and he could be on it