"I think I have one more point than Pascoe"-Alan
"I think I have one less point than Pascoe"-Lauren
"... Lauren, you *are* Pascoe"-Alan

"Yeah, Those Squirrels'll get ya"-Kurt

"And the Nucleus is composed of"-Mrs. Wills
"protoplasm"
"What's changing in the atom..."
"mitochondria"

"It's like what you're doing right now"-Mrs. Wills
"Billie is the proton and since you forgot your book, you're negative and more attracted to her"

*~*~ Ancient Study Hall Quotes ~*~*
(From the Study Hall Book)

"A long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away (Plymouth)
Two young sodium warriors began training for a great battle in which two warriors, Na and Cl battled until realizing they were equally strong and decided to join forces and become the mighty SALT"-(as dictated by Howard Fox(xx))

A Haiku inspired by Katie's incident written (mostly) by Howard

* Gum on my pants *

Gum on my new pants
It was very sticky gum
Came out in the wash

(end of Haiku)

"It's a backpack protector, ... you lay it down before you put down your backpack"-Howard
"Shut up"-Katie

"You can't be solo with two people!"-Howard

"Diana has a dog collar... she's an animal... grr"-Howard

"What do you write here? Ten point five and a half ninety?"-Howard

"Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening"-Warning on RC cola

"A little piece of band kid"-(aah, the memories)

"Would you rather get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose or inside your inner ear?"
"My nose, because I can't fit my finger in my ear"-Howard

"One time... we were out in the woods and we decided to light a rent-a-john on fire, so we lit a piece of toilet paper on fire and threw it down the hole. The whole thing went up in flames. The toilet seat started melting. We had to pay $100 each to get it fixed... I didn't know crap could do that"-Howard

"People kill Bambi all the time"-Howard

"When Girl Scouts come to my cookies, I tell them I don't want any"-Howard

"Would you rather stick your entire head up an elephant's butt or lick a dead person clean after an autopsy?"-Zobmondo

"The table has man boobs" (not sure.. I think it's howard's handwriting, but I may have said it...)

"Oh no! I'm going to die thinking!"-Howard

"I HATE HOWARD A LOT. He hit me in the eye with a pencil. I probably wont be able to see for the next five minutes" -Katie "bleedin eyes magee, not me.. other girl"

"Howard is easily punctured"-Diana

"Franken stanken... not the fat kid you're thinking of... the other, other fat kid"
"He has pubic hair on his face"-Diana
"Pubic hair on his face?"-Howard

"Sanitizing man: I sanitize with ultimate sanitizing strength!"-Diana
"Note: product does not actually talk. May cause itching and burning especially if applied to the skin. Lethal if consumed in large quantities. Manufacturers are not responsible for any accidents that may occur. Also, it can burn through the bottle.. so watch out. Tested on animals, especially wild rabbits, not the manufactured kind. Some assembly required"

"I wonder if he's thinking of us..."-Diana staring longingly at Howard

"Can I poke holes in things?"-Howard

"Don't take off the root, it's the best part!"-Diana (about Howard's hair)

"That's him! And that's the other him! They're the same him!"-Howard

"An even bigger 'little' piece of band kid"

(End of study hall quotes)

"He's not actually in Florida, he's at home sitting in front of a sun lamp. He takes a shower and throws salt on himself"-Mr. Faust (about joe)

"You and period 6... you're on the same road.. just different lanes"-Mr. Faust
"I can't wait to get to the end of this road"

Mr. Faust imitating Joe calling the office: "Hello, this is not Joe Shock. He's sick today..."

"You know what they're doin' next door? ...they're *wavin*"-Mr. Faust

"You just smacked me with your purse... I'm going to have to go to rehab now"-Mr. Faust
"Oh, Diana, you and your Mr. Faust whacking ways"-Helen
"Oh man, that's going in the quote book... wait that sounds dirty... say something else"-Diana
"...no"-Helen
"Then I'll put this whole conversation in"-Diana
"Sounds like a plan"-Helen

"Was it something I said?"-Creepy teacher who wants to rape me

"I can't believe I lost my pencil... he and I were going places..."-Diana
(We walk into homeroom)
"oh my god! It's your pencil! It's sitting there waiting for you"-Helen
"We have a special bond"-Diana

"I ... hate... my ... body... I'm like a 50 year old man"-Dan

"What's the only sure way to prevent yourself from ever getting cancer?"-Mr. Terry
"Suicide"-Diana
"..."-Mr. Terry
"...well it *is*"-Diana

"I had to move this big wheel.."-Kurt
"did you pick it up?"-Diana

"photocopying is amazing"-Kurt

"Diana, you have to take that quote out.. people read the quote book!"-Kate

"They've surpassed you as being my worst class"-Mr. Faust
"never!"-Diana

"And the second of the crabs went into Helen's... into Helen's... into Helen's pants"-Dan

"Where should I go?"
"Never ask an open ended question like that"-Mr. Faust

"Hey, now Peter looks like Mussolini!"-Helen

"I love the intercom, it reminds me of Kmart"-Jeff
"We should have a blue light special"-Helen

"Happy pi day" (just about everyone who wanted to die that day)