*helen gives the cashier her zip code*
"You say 'zero?' What are you, British?"--Diana


"You should just pick something that you say often to say in a different language... like a number or letter"--Diana
"Yeah because I spell things all the time"--Helen
"Well, like acronyms"--Diana
"Like AIDS?"--Helen


"..."--Diana
"...shut up"--Helen


"This is what I'm like when my sleep schedule gets messed up"--Helen



(There was a guy in the manga section... but he was with three other girls)
"He's probably gay anyway"--Diana
"That's better!"--Helen



*Diana walks into locker room. Dan, Verbyla, and John are talking*
"What? I said if you make your bed then lie in it!"--John
"That is NOT what you said"--Sarah
"Who is getting in bed?"--Dan
"You said, 'then why don't you make a bed and we'll lie in it!"--Sarah


"Ok, so I switched up the words a bit"--John



"my mom actually freaked out about my bracelet. She thought it said 'livestock' and she was screaming 'We've come too far to have you wearing things like that!'"--Robin




(We were talking about larceny in law)

"What if an ATM accidentally gives you too much money"--Dane

"You are legally required to return that money"--Klem

"What if you just find money on the street?"--Dane
"Dane, how many of these have you actually committed?"--Diana



"What if that money belongs to you and you threaten someone to get the loan back?"--Dane
"That's assault"--Klem

"Why don't you just lock me up now"--Dane


"Diana, if I gave you money, would you buy me some (unheard word that starts with b)"--LaMonica
"Booze?"--Diana
"Yeah, because I don't think my mom would want me to buy some, so could you get me some?"--LaMonica
"what makes you think I'm any more qualified than you to buy booze?"--Diana
"Well my mom doesn't want me to get some"--LaMonica
"I'm still under 21"--Diana
".....boots!"--LaMonica


"Yeah, it's like if you paint a picture and then tell someone that it's a Rembrandt and try to get money for it"--Klem
"what if your name is Picasso and you sell something to someone and tell them it's a Picasso"--Mike


"...when that particular case goes before an appellate court, I'll let you know"--Klem




Who is Your Favorite Old-School Power Ranger?

Pink-- 6
Red-- 2
Green-- 6
Blue-- 1
Yellow--1
Black-- 2


"The yellow one; the chinese one"--Katie


"Definately the green one, he's so hot"--Helen
"I know, the green power ranger was my first crush"--Diana



"Oh, I just neglected the units"--Dane
"I know you did"--Matysczak
"How did you know?"--Dane



"The tape got stuck in the CD player... it's all unwound"--Mr. K


"You know what's a funny word? 'Shed.' Because it's both a building and a thing that cats do"--Mr. K