Diana172: how about I killed a fly with some hedge clippers today
Diana172: quick like a cat

*swings around a hammer* "I'm digging for treasure!"-- kid i was babysitting
"The treasure's in the toothpaste so put it in your mouth"--Me

"all the fat people clothes should be separated into a separate store...look at this! size 22!"--Diana

*Andrew opens his fortune cookie*
"How to speak chinese: HE HAS MONEY..."--back of fortune cookie
"what the--... I guess it's in case you're getting mugged in China... HE HAS MONEY!"--Andrew

"look at this neckline" - Andrew
"ugh...it's supposed to be that way?" -diana
"apparently...someone just took a good pair of scissors to it"-Andrew
"well, i'd sew it right back up." -diana

"you know what's ironic...some chinese guy was eating mcdonalds behind us...so we were americans eating chinese food, and he was chinese eating american food" -Andrew

"my tummy-tum hurts" -Diana

"wow, these pants could fit my whole family in it!" -diana